I’m In Tears Over This

Shit I’ve heard in school, without situational context

-“We have a test every tomorrow”

-“Move, my penis is in danger!”

-“I have such Cavernous ears”

-“"I have to get away from that bottomless man!” “I’M WEARING SHORTS!”

-“Mister, my friend is making me go bald from stress” “I think you’ll be okay”

- “Mister you need to send her back to preschool she can’t do basic math” “I think she’ll be okay”

-“Mister my friend is having boy troubles” “SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO DATE”

-“*kid’s name* wrote me a love letter and spelled “beautiful” wrong.“

-“Really, Miss? You’re gonna walk out on me like my dad did?”

-“Do you think *teacher’s name* is gay?” “no I think he’s just a sad straight guy with a high voice”

Feel free to add your own.

do not ignore this

our momentum is slowing down. we can’t let our dashes go back to normal when the world is not normal. so, if you are reading this, you are ~legally~ obligated to choose 2 numbers below; you must complete the task of those two numbers today. don’t pretend you didn’t see this. either do them right now or set a reminder to get it done before the sun goes down. the timer starts now. choose two. 

sign some petitions. LINK HERE. if change.org hasn’t accused you of being a bot yet, you haven’t signed enough. 

watch this youtube video. LINK HERE. do not skip the ads. this is a way to help raise money without having to donate any.

sign up to get daily actions. LINK HERE. after filling out the form, you will receive texts Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays telling you what action to take. (i got this link from @ wp4bl on instagram)

text or call for any of these victims. LINK HERE. this website is extremely helpful, well organized, and practically does all of the work for you.

donate some money. LINK HERE. if you have any more money to spare, please donate it to one of these funds.

follow every single one of these organizations on social media: blcklivesmatter, colorofchange, reclaimtheblock, showingupforracialjustice, and civilrightsorg

post these important sources to your social media. LINK HERE. you have no idea who it might help. 

read this article and forward it to at least one person. LINK HERE. 

watch this video explaining the racial wealth gap. LINK HERE. it’s really informative and only about 15 minutes long. 

do some reading. LINK HERE. this link has a ton of great resources to educate yourself. read at least one. 

Political alignment chart

whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!?

fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle

which oc would own this mug

Oak in the Wind by Daisy Xie

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS