Rating Bowsers Based On How Pointy He Is

rating bowsers based on how pointy he is

super mario bros 1 and 3 bowsers:

super mario bros one bowser is much more pointy than super mario bros 3 bowser. you can see his shell is a bit more almond shaped, whereas mario bros 3 bowser is more of the round, stout and lovable one you recognize today. both of them are quite sharp though as attributed to their pixel art styles, i can imagine touching them feels about as pleasant as stepping on a lego.

mario bros 1 bowser pointy rating: 8/10

mario bros 3 bowser pointy rating: 7/10

super mario world bowser:

this man is positively sharp!! absolutely nasty and pointy looking!! his front tusks are much more defined than in previous iterations of bowsers, and his shell spikes are a bit more clustered as compared to the more spaced apart look in the previous sprites. all the more concentrated to land attacks on his hated nemesis mario with

pointy rating: 9/10 - would be a 10/10, if not for the roundness of his koopa clown car contrasting his pointyness

super mario 64 bowser:

just LOOK AT THE SPIKES ON THIS BIG BOY!!!! these pointy polygons!!! i feel like if i held hands with this bowser, he would surely cut my hand off!!! that would not stop me though

pointy rating: 12/10

paper mario bowser:

OHHHWHWHHH LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY….I WANNA PINCH HIS SOFT LITTLE CHEEKS!! LOOK AT HIS FUZZY WUZZY TUFT OF HAIR!! even the pointy parts of this man are rounded…

pointy rating: 0/10

super mario sunshine bowser:

this bowser is quite smooth, one of the smoothest iterations for its time. not only is he physically rounder, but thanks to the story aspect of sunshine we also get to see a tender side of him emotionally as a father figure to junior. he is still one of my all time favorite bowsers. an absolute sweetie pie and a loving father…

pointy rating: 2/10

super mario galaxy bowser:

this is the render you think of when you think of bowser. he looks like he is trying very hard to be intimidating but i am not fooled by his facade. i would absolutely cuddle this man

pointy rating: 5/10

concept art bowser:

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pointy rating: -12/10