Me: Technically If I Start My Own Top Surgery They Have To Finish It In The Emergency Room

Shit I’ve heard in school, without situational context

-“We have a test every tomorrow”

-“Move, my penis is in danger!”

-“I have such Cavernous ears”

-“"I have to get away from that bottomless man!” “I’M WEARING SHORTS!”

-“Mister, my friend is making me go bald from stress” “I think you’ll be okay”

- “Mister you need to send her back to preschool she can’t do basic math” “I think she’ll be okay”

-“Mister my friend is having boy troubles” “SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO DATE”

-“*kid’s name* wrote me a love letter and spelled “beautiful” wrong.“

-“Really, Miss? You’re gonna walk out on me like my dad did?”

-“Do you think *teacher’s name* is gay?” “no I think he’s just a sad straight guy with a high voice”

Feel free to add your own.

Some of the principle actors of the stonewall rebellion

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.