“babyyyy,” gojo whines, phone pressed to his face as you hear the crinkle of hospital-grade paper beneath him. “I think they stole my bones.”
“…your bones, satoru?”
“yes. the ones in my face. my jaw? gone. cheeks? hollow. I am but a shell of a man.”
he’s high as a kite, clearly. still in the dentist’s chair, judging by the background noise — also by how you can hear yaga not-so-quietly telling the nurse to sedate him, not the swelling.
“are you now?” you coo, smiling as you sink back into the couch. “how’s my brave little soldier?”
he pulls the phone back, and — oh. oh, he looks ridiculous. his hair’s flattened on one side, cheeks swollen, sunglasses crooked, and someone’s drawn a smiley face on the gauze tucked into his mouth.
“they took ‘em,” he says dramatically. “took my wisdoms. said I had too many.”
“you had four. that’s the normal amount.”
he blinks. “what if I needed those for kissing?”
“you don’t use wisdom teeth to kiss.”
“you don’t know that,” he says, with the conviction of a man who absolutely does not know. “also. can we get milkshakes?”
“did they say you could have one?”
“not right now,” he admits. “but I wanna watch you drink.” he squints at you through the camera, gaze slipping lower. perv. “you’re soooo good at it.”
“okay, ‘toru.”
he slumps further into the chair, wearing the softest, dopiest expression — like he just realized you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him. you are.
“‘m gonna marry you.”
“we’ll revisit that when you’re off those drugs.”
“we’re gonna have milkshake babies.”
“sure we are.”
he smiles, droopy and dazed. “I’ll always be in love with you, babe. even without my bones.”
“you still have your bones, satoru.”
“did you check?”
“I’m hanging up.”
you hear a rustle — followed by a loud thud.
“did you just fall out of the chair?”
a pause. then: “…no.”
you sigh, already slipping on your shoes.
“behave. I’m coming to get you.”
“bring a spoon,” he mumbles, “so you can feed me like a baby bird. and your face. miss your face.”
“you’re lucky you’re cute, satoru.”
Yandere! Cult leader Geto who dresses “Saint” Reader by himself everyday.
He can’t have anyone else touch you so he helps you in to the elaborate kimonos he has picked out for you. Every layer is smoothed out over your skin by his hands and no one else’s. His hands fashion your hair the way he wants it.
Your appearance is controlled for your own good.
Ah Yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her ¥75,000 plushie of myself.
When you aren’t taking care of yourself properly so Foxguru gives you the squint of disapproval.
I have been thinking about the dress Taylor Swift wore to the 2025 Grammys so have this drabble.
Satoru likes seeing you in blue. The color is beautiful on you (so is every color but he already knows that) and every time he sees you in it his heart beats out of his chest like he is seeing you for the first time.
So when you stepped into his view in a little blue dress, his heart stops. His six eyes are all on you and the dress you are wearing. The sloping neckline, the draped fabric on the left side of the skirt. But the most striking part was the small ‘S’ charm on your right thigh.
His hands twitch with the urge to touch every inch of you. Satoru crosses the room in quick strides to you. His arms circle you around you- pulling you into his chest.
“Do you like it?” You ask with a laugh at his sudden clingyness.
“Your beautiful baby.” He smiles down at you, “but it would look better on my floor.”
You scoff good naturedly and push him away. He doesn’t budge and nuzzles his face in the crook of your neck to smell your perfume.
“Marry me.” He says into your skin.
“We are already married Satoru.” You remind him.
“Marry me again.” Satoru counters you, his face out of your neck, his eyes locked on yours.
His brain melts as he sees the curve of your smile.
“As long as you don’t make it extravagant, I am not going to be put in that many layers again for a long time.” You relent and kiss him.
“We can go get divorced,” Satoru says and presses a quick peck to your lips, “then get married again.”
“Can we go on this date before we get divorced?” You ask.
“You drive a hard bargain!” He pouts.
“Yes, but you love me.” You laugh.
Satoru’s grin widens, “Yeah, I do don’t I?”
What's your writing process like? Like, is there a vibe you set up or create before writing (like music or other things)?
So music is a big part of it unless I am really into what I am writing. I usually need music to do basically anything because of my adhd but with writing I need a song with the vibe of what I am writing!
Thank you for asking
Prints here!
A redraw of something I did exactly a year ago to the day and never really liked so. He got a lil glow up!
He no longer skips leg day. Or really any day. Whew
Person: are you even listening?
Me, who was planning my wedding with Suguru Geto in my head: what
Send this to ten other blogs who deserve all the love in the world 💕💕
Awwww thank you!!! Right back to you 🫶
Your first husband died peacefully in his sleep. You had nothing to do with it.
You did want his money but that was another matter!
He was on the verge of death anyway so getting into his pants (and pockets) was extremely easy. You made out like a bandit with most of his fortune. It set you up for life, you were thankfully done with old men and their money.
That was until you saw the detective that sauntered into your house. He was tall, toned and tan. Your mouth practically watered as he talked to you in a sweet tone, like you were truly in mourning for your husband.
“Suguru Geto.” He had introduced himself with a firm handshake.
You had practically melted into the floor.
Apparently your dead husband was in an embezzlement lawsuit before he passed so he came to investigate the house for evidence. You didn’t really care but you played the part of grieving widow all while subtly flirting with him.
He didn’t seem to notice or he didn’t say anything. As he goes through the files you try to think of a way to get him to stay longer. Nothing comes to mind and he leaves you with a small pout on your lips.
Opening up your phone you click on the sugar baby app you frequented before getting married. What’s one more dead old man if you get to see that detective again?
My first post on tumblr of a fanart of gojo :)