A Series Of RoR2 Shitposts I've Done From Earlier This Year

can you stop talking im trying to get some sleep here

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the transition im crying

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.

it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

this is entrapment

You know he's gonna call your bluff every time, rat man.

(Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach snarkily teasing Dark Meta Knight, only for the latter to turn around, grab him, and kiss him without hesitation, leaving the rat dazed and flustered instead. Started some time in summer 2023, finished on 10/22/23, updated 10/25/23. Transcript under the cut.)

"Veins, are you peddling your Darkroach agenda again?" Wh- That's- Listen, I... Ye- Nnnnmaybe. Maybe. 👉👈

UPDATE 10/25/23: Changed DMK's eyes slightly. Carry on.

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Not a lot of dialogue, but have a transcript anyway:

Panel 1

*Daroach leans smugly towards DMK, who stands with his back to the rat, his fists shaking slightly at his side*

Daroach: *confidently* You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look like an idiot!

Panel 2

*DMK turns sharply and grabs a startled Daroach by his cape with one hand, removing his mask with the other*

Panel 3

*DMK yanks Daroach forward into a firm kiss, nearly knocking the rat off balance; DMK's wings unfurl behind him, and a fierce blush spreads over both of their faces*

Panel 4

*DMK then shoves Daroach away, who reels back on one foot with hearts in his eyes, grinning like a fool*

DMK: *facing away, his wings curled around himself, quickly putting his mask back on* Hmph. Idiot.

Hehe :)

Dark Dragon

day twoe ah haha

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do