And I Get A Little Bit Genghis Kahnghis I Don’t Want You To Get It Onghis Nobody Else But Me (ooooh)

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

i love these two bastards, you did an amazing job writing them

wrote a sylvando/hendrik fic WOAGH lol 🤙

takes place a little bit after the fraternity/chivalry sidequest where hendrik feels bad about being snooty and while the two of them take a walk they rub their two braincells together like “im gay but im not gay bc that would be gay lol woaaaah what could it all mean”

emotionally stunted old queens are stupid, rated G for Gay Gazing

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if you saw this on bluesky- no you didn’t .

Ok, I'm glad you see more kindness in all pelicans than I do, but I refuse to believe that for even a second

I got to witness a truly pissed off pelican at a rehabilitation facility, it bit someone and drew blood on them three times. Three times!!!

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

If he’s your man why is he confirming my species identification as research grade on iNaturalist

A Mogus

Very beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me