The Ranskahovs With People They're Attracted To

Jasper: hey man you can die with us if you want ... i mean, just in case you thought you weren't welcome you totally are dude don't even worry - dying's a team sport

Bellamy: aw man i wish i could but i got a wife now and she thinks she's going to see me again so

Bellamy: *shrugs*

Bellamy: besides ... i already packed my chem tent and i need to show off my bangin' new backpack to clarkey

Bellamy: see you around sometime tho??? hell maybe???

Jasper: nah bitch i'm reincarnating as a weed plant lol u thought-

Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

Tormund Giantsbane: Adorable Cartoon Illustration by Joel-Lee

Polaris: I failed my safety course today

Eclipse: Why? What happened?

Polaris: Well one of the questions was "In the case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Eclipse: And?

Polaris: Well apparently, "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

Yeah, very peaceful years indeed.

“She’s the one woman who ever loved him.” - Alex Høgh Andersen.

‘You shouldn’t do... that...’ I started as the new girl started conjuring... something green with her hands.

She fell to the ground and she hit her head on the metal toilet when she receives electric shocks. I looked at her, lying on the ground and holding her head, I took a deep breath in and got up from the bed. I knelt beside her and I took her face in my hands.

‘Are you okay?‘ I asked.

She grabbed my wrists, most likely surprised. At first, I was sure that she would push me away, but she didn’t and I could look at her small wound on her forehead.

‘That was dumb, I sure hope that you know that.’ I told her.

She didn’t answer anything, she only lifted her eyebrows, most likely repressing a sarcastic comment. I stood up when I assumed that she would be okay. Smiling at her, I flipped my hair behind my shoulder and proposed her my hand so help her get up. But she ignored it and her eyes fell on my neck, noticing for the first time the same little machine that she has around her own neck.

‘Are you a mutant too.‘ She asked.

‘Nah... I just like the fucking neck-cage.’ I answered and I winked.

She smiled at me, sending me a knowing look.

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Aslaug knew she had to die

her sons were getting older and the only way they could take the throne was by defeating their father. Aslaug may not have loved Ragnar but she didn’t turn their children against him. (he did that on his own) Aslaug never wanted that so in order for her sons to be able to TAKE the throne it needed to be in someone elses hands.

to insure this she lets herself be killed thus sacrificing herself for her sons future.

she won. Lagertha lost the moment she shot Aslaug. and maybe Lagertha knew it.

Ragnar’s death only delays Lagertha’s but she will get whats coming to her. the seer has said so. a son of Ragnar will kill her. Aslaug wasn’t a shieldmaiden but that doesn’t mean she didn’t fight in battles. she may even have lost battles but she won the war. (against Lagertha)