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Something GREAT!

March Moodness

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 19 YEARS OLD!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

Newton Pud

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

*DEEP inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When you see it…

Best. Class. EVER

[Start Caption]

*Someone offscreen is filming a scene of a red pizza delivery car outside of a closed classroom window with the subtitles 'Our sub didn't show up, so we ordered pizza in speech class😭'*

*The pizza delivery driver left their car and moves around the car and walks towards the classroom window while holding a pizza warming bag*

(The deliveryman reaches the window and while a hand goes to open the bottom half of the window halfway) *People in the background* Everybody listen- Go Go! Ok!'

*A blonde teenage crouches next to the window* 'Watch out, bro.' *class collectively laughs*

(Pizza deliveryman) There's a bunch of adults over there.

*The deliveryman reaches the open window as the person near the window holding a wad of cash lays the wad at the windowsill, the deliveryman slides two pizza boxes twice as the person near the window grabs them and places them on a table near the window in the classroom*

(Person near window) Ok, there's your money, bro, there's your money, you got like a 15 dollar tip, probably more than that.

(Pizza deliveryman) You guys are cool for doing this, all of you.'

(Window person) Se ya man.

(Pizza deliveryman) Hey what's up?

(Person near window)Have fun bro (person in background) bring in the pizzas.

*The camera moves to show the stack of pizza boxes on the table near the window. The top box has a logo on it with the words, "Ma Zerella's"*

*The person near the window closes it as some of the classmates emits shrieks of joy and laughter while others shush them*

*The camera pans to show the rest of the class before focusing on a empty desk*

[End caption]

YES YES AND EVEN MORE YES!!!

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

Something wonderful

[A mashup between ‘In the Hall of the Mountain King’ and ‘Low’ is playing.]

I'm so happy to say that we've finally had bread again! I'm really grateful to everyone who donated and helped me save my family. It's such a happy feeling to be able to eat good food again!😔🙏

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Exactly

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”