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At about 2am yesterday

I realized that my problems are doing better than me...

Me to my problems:

Ferrofluid poured onto a magnet levitating in a magnetic field. (Source)

He's adopted, and they love him like one of their own!

At least he’s trying!

Oh. Mah. GAWD!

It's okay to talk to me

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

A portal to Ireland!

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Gotta love everyone!

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Exactly

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

they r everythig 2 me <3

Due to personal reasons I will not have any dark side.

“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business