morning dream đż
lost old account, this one's the new one so I'm back bitches
still gonna ramble about one piece
i eat and sleep and i think of the monkey man and his dumbass moss man
bought the Tony Chopper hat made the rest. beastie is very very happy.
Not really a spoiler but one of my fav parts of film red was when Jinbe asked why they were wearing weird clothes and Usopp explained, and Zoro was just like âoh THATS why weâre dressed like this.â Man didnât even question it. Truly the king of putting on whatever shirt gets thrown his way.Â
Funny fic idea:
Zoro gets hit by a devil fruit that makes him physically split into three different versions of himself:
The first is the incarnation of his bloodlust and love for battle in order to become the greatest swordsman.
The second is the incarnation of his desire to nap and drink sake.
The third is the incarnation of his devotion to (*cough* love) Luffy and his desire to support (love) his captain in anything he does.
So basically, itâs the strawhats trying to deal with a version of Zoro that does nothing except want to fight and run off on his own. Another Zoro that refuses to do anything other except be lazy, drink until thereâs nothing left to drink, and then sleep. Then the last Zoro that is incredibly attached to the captain in a way the normal Zoro isnât.
Just imagine the terror. You got the Zoro that just lets his bloodlust go and is the definition of not giving a shit. The Zoro who canât be bothered to do anything if it involves him moving or relinquishing his drink, and then a Zoro who follows Luffy around, opening doors, pulling out Luffyâs chair, hunting and fishing him excess amounts of food, ensuring heâs comfortable while he sleeps (and never so much as uttering a word except the infamous âwhatever you need, Captainâ and âaye, Captainâ and âIâm yours to command, Captainâ). And the third Zoro canât help but blush and shy away from Luffyâs normal physical affections, but he canât not allow Luffy to touch him either, so heâs just in a constant state of panic.
What makes it worse is when the other two Zoroâs show signs of being devoted to Luffy as well, with the second Zoro (the sleepy one) crawling into Luffyâs hammock to nap and only offering Luffy the ability to drink with him, and the first Zoro challenging anyone who so much as looks at his captain in the wrong way and vowing to disembowel all of Luffyâs perceived enemies.
So the straw-hats are exasperated because itâs like dealing with a normal zoro multiplied by three except all the aspects of his personality are exasperated. It also doesnât take them long to realize Zoroâs devotion to Luffy is a little bit more than just devotionâof course Luffy remains oblivious all the way up until the end of it when Zoro goes back to normal and heâs so horrified about his actions that he blushes all the way down his neck and canât bare to meet Luffyâs eyes.
Just a super cute fic with three Zoros loving Luffy in their own little way and the straw hats trying their best to handle it.