I Want To Write A Book Called “your Character Dies In The Woods” That Details All The Pitfalls And

happy Thursday the 20th

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

Hey guys.... so I lost my mind a little.

finished my math HW so as a reward I chugged this out in ONE HOUR?!?!?! My brain hurts

sorry it looks so crackly idk how tumblr works

anyways

SNUFKIN!!!

Wonder who he's talking to~

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Everything needs to be glass, if it can’t be glass it needs to be ceramic, if it can’t be ceramic it needs to be wood, if it can’t be wood it needs to be stainless steel, if it can’t be stainless steel it needs to be stone, if it can’t be stone it needs to be glass

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor