Melonmaw - Oli

I make logan the man I want him to be

Next: mutism

It’s probably involuntary. But I hc that he goes mute during times of great emotional stress, reduced to more grunts and grumbles, like he's used to in the wild.

It leads to his friends thinking he's kind of an ass at the start, because as soon as arguments start he just

Shuts down. In his mind, refusing to make eye contact and looking up (baring his throat) and grunting means he’s letting them win the argument, agreeing with them

Suffice to say, it takes a while before they learn that Logan’s just trying to de-escalate the situation. It takes a few harsh arguments and shouting for it to come to light though

He's just a baby if 😭

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

legitimately I would love to see more of Mari in fics where she's not so much physically beating up rogues in Gotham as much as waging psychological warfare, for example:

any time a building is destroyed or people are killed, Mari promptly un-destroys and un-kills them.

the terrifying part only comes if they try to talk to her and she proceeds to answer them similar to the contents of the tumblr mushroom post, e.g.:

Rogue of the week: but I--I just--

Marinette, turning her head at angles it was never meant to be turned at: do you think you can leave a mark in a way that matters? do you think your acts will be remembered any more than a bad dream is in the morning light? do you think your deeds will amount to more than a grain of sand on the beach of human history?

Rogue of the week, to any cop within grabbing distance: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃʳʳᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵉ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ

I guess what I'm really saying is more cryptid/vaguely eldritch horror mari. the fact that she can bring people back with the miraculous cure is supremely scary if you actually think about it and I just think someone should take advantage of it, because Robins are terror in their own right, but mari?

she knows things that shouldn't be known.

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

Pro tip:

with the Pervert trait you can equip Black Nitrile Gloves to gain a Morale bonus while washing dishes

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard