I Feel Like The Logurt Community Is Dying 😭

something about lightbulbs just screams "put me in your mouth" it feels so natural. like smoking while pumping gas

remembering all the times i spent money

I love touch starved characters 💕💕

anyway a big trope in Mandalorian/Clone Wars fanfic is how touch starved you can get if you wear a full suit of armor + helmet all the time, even if you're getting fist bumps and shoulder knocks on a regular basis. which is to say, there's a lot of Batfamily members who might wear a full body suit and helmet (Jason) but still wear normal clothes when they're "off duty" -- and there's characters who absolutely don't. looking at YOU, Bruce Wayne, who wears head to toe armor with only the lower half of your face exposed, and when you take that suit off, you trade it for -- get this -- turtlenecks, full length slacks, and sunglasses. you think that man is getting any kind of skin-to-skin platonic contact? does anyone actually touch him outside of maybe the occasional romantic entanglement or torture session?

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn't all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to "sane" people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It's like, when doctors are all "this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it's called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder" or "this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it's called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder" or "this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it's called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder" and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going "oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!" Do You See It

Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tfw "popular" fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don't subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.

and uhhh. um

silly

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards