Melonmaw - Oli

Reminder that when you watch HP/buy books or merch, this is where your money goes

She’s becoming Britain’s Elon Musk but sure, your little wizards are more important than my rights

"This story expanded on that premise, casting him as a mentor and father-figure to Kitty. He has a code he lives by; it's plain and it can be hard and it's very clear. You accept him, by extention you accept it as well. Kitty comes to understand him better and through him, herself." - Chris Claremont on the Kitty Pryde and Wolverine series

Kitty Pryde and Wolverine #4 (1985) by Chris Claremont and Al Milgrom

....sabrevine I fear

rule #1 of wound care

never cauterize what you can sodomise

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?

for you and your warped reflection

This came to me as a vision at 3 am yesterday

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

”I’m gay” “I’m bisexual” yeah well I’m the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned