Oh Dear. Pour One Out For @staff Today Folks

oh dear. pour one out for @staff today folks

rule #1 of wound care

never cauterize what you can sodomise

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melonmaw

3 months ago

here are my favorite moomin comic panels because why not

panel from one of the moomin comics where someone says "he (moomintroll) didn't mean to kill you!" to which moomintroll replies "yes i did!"

moomin comic panel where snorkmaiden asks moomintroll "darling, when are you going to kill him?" to which moomintroll replies "at six am tomorrow."

moomin comic panel where moomin papa is solemnly looking down at snufkin whilst snufkin fishes. moominpappa says "snufkin, i have to confess to you that the police are after me."

a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first moomintroll is sadly standing in a body of water and he is saying "i guess i had better drown myself..." in the second panel, he is floating in the water with a wide eyed expression and saying "it's a pity i swim so well."

a set of two panels from the moomin comics. in the first, moominpappa, moomintroll, snorkmaiden, and moominmamma are sat in a bustling, fancy restaurant. moominpappa exclaims "let's go, i don't think we fit in here." snorkmaiden replies "it is, of course, an opium den. let me handle this. the second panel is an upclose on snorkmaiden as she proclaims "waiter! four marijuana!"

a panel from the moomin comics where mrs fillyjonk is hugging one of her children whilst the other two stand behind her in fear. moominmamma is looking up at mrs fillyjonk frustrated. mrs fillyjonk is saying "mrs moomin, you bit my child in the ankle!" to which moominmamma replies "yes! and i'll do it again!"

a panel from the moomin comics where moominmamma is waiting on a pair of gangsters as moomintroll looms behind her. moominmamma says to the gangsters "some lemon juice?" to which one of them replies "you think gangsters drink juice ma'am?"

a panel from the moomin comics where moominpappa and snufkin are sat at a table together. moominpappa excitedly asks snufkin "tell us all that's happening out in the world!" to which snufkin replies "fuss and misery" as he nonchalantly smokes his pipe.

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melonmaw

3 months ago

it's a best ship dynamic when it:

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melonmaw

3 months ago

tfw "popular" fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don't subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.

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melonmaw

3 months ago

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME?!?! I MIGHT INCORPORATE SOME OF THIS INTO MY FICS IS THAT OK???

X-Men Evolution is cool and all (VERY cool I love evolution) but I want an x men au where they're ALL kids. Young (er) Charles Xavier (like in his 20s - early 30s cause I will never be able to imagine child Charles) trying to manage his own powers while also being essentially a single father to Uncontrollable Laser Beams Kid, Actual Just Feral Animal Kid, Kid Who Keeps Accidentally Telekinetically Trashing Her Room When She Gets Overwhelmed By Other Peoples Thoughts, Kid Who Keeps Falling Through The Floor When She's Frightened, Fuzzy Catholic Demon Kid, Explosions Kid, Kid With Multiple Personality Disorder As Their Entire Power, Other Explosions Kid, Kid Who Keeps Flooding The Fucking Mansion Because He Forgets How Ice Works Even Though Its His Entire Power, and Kid Who Keeps Accidentally Making It Rain In The House When She's Upset.

In this scenario all of them are 8th-10th grade I imagine. (Anyone I don't mention i either don't know or don't like 😭)

8th: Bobby, Jubilee, honestly probably just them

9th: Kurt, Kitty, Rogue, Tabitha

10th: Jean, Scott, maybe Logan

And special 11th grade for mostly just Logan and Storm because they will always feel older than everyone else. They're always the elders

In this situation Logan either wouldn't have ever been 'Weapon X' yet, or he was made into Weapon X as a child (at, like, Laura/X-23's age) and saved by Charles. He would be regular highschool age, so like 16/17. Not 200 something ❤️‍🩹

I imagine everyone would have less of a grasp on their powers than in Evolution. Including Charles. Everyone is just a little more clueless about mutants in general. Maybe make it modern too cause ❤️‍🩹 I can't write early 2000s for shit ❤️‍🩹

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melonmaw

3 weeks ago