IM HERE ❗❗

ILY MORE TESS 😈😈😈❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵❗❗❗❗

Ive finally come around to writing the rest of my first Charlie slimecicle fic and it MIGHT be out by the end of the week but don't get your hopes up because I'm awful with consistency ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Don't have to tell me twice handsome 😈😈😈😈

EVIL fanfic idea- lactose intolerant! Ted

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more rammie concepts bc i cant help myself

we got jschlatt, pumpkin and slimecicle cinematic universe for today

I HAVE TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO RIPTIDE NOW ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

Me when James Marriott and people on his current tour already know some songs from the upcoming album that he hasn't released yet AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE HIGH NOTE CHANGE IN GRAPES 8S HEAVENLY AND I NEED TO HEAR IT IN DECEMBER AND IN STREAMING OR IM GONNA CRASH TF OUT

my favorite band posting clips from their tour why would you do this to me. i should be there :(

hey mel! 💞

if i could tell you how fucking it jarring it was to see not only one of my favorite songs on a jschlatt fic, but also that it was x male reader— but not just any male reader, a trans male reader, and childhood/pre-transition friend schlatt, you wouldn't believe me.

as a fellow trans male! (us brothers must unite) ✊ to see representation is like... wowza. but to see representation for MLM TRANS READER??? non-existent. blip. zilch. nada.

only you and chappell roan are two people i've seen describe the absolute yearning and horror (and i really think the military should recognize being a trans guy liking a cis guy as a type of fighting the war because there's a) do they see me as a man b) do they like men c) would they like a man like me if they do or d) would they like me better if i was still a girl— it's a whirlwind, i don't know your sexuality, but based on that beautiful fic you wrote you've probably felt it. unless you pulled that out your ass. then good for you! i'm scared.)

it was just wow! and i keep saying that but it was actually just like... GOBSMACKING. ugh!!! it described literally like everything i've ever felt. because it would be weird if one of the bros tried to cockblock another bro but it's like no guys i'm actually in love with him haha #homiesexual

i'm getting off topic, but i just wanted to say, i loved your fic. i could possibly write an analytical essay on it. i won't (i do enough of those), but keep the praise in mind! i LOVED it. i can't wait to see what you have next. please don't be afraid of posting, your stuff is amazing 💗

if mel has one fan i'm one, if mel has 100 fans i'm one, if mel has no fans then i am dead ✊

It's 3 am for me and I am literally crying??? I also, sadly, have experienced points a and d (I have d every fucking day) so yeah, unfortunately I know what it's like but WE GOTTA UNITE ❗❗

Also I'm omnisexual (heavily leaning towards men, I know, I know, it's bad guys it's bad but it's only for men on my screen)

I just wanted to say that I haven't been writing for quite a long time and diwk is the first thing I've writen in a while, so the positive response I've gotten on it is literally mind-blowing. I appreciate all of you for even reading it, but leaving your thoughts?? Come here and lemme give you a smooch.

I am very very very glad that you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it, I have another idea I have to get around for (spoiler: sillymas related 🤯) but it WILL be out this week!!

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Sorry, that was me 😔😓

why did i just get ads for a pride event and condoms back to back. is someone trying to send me a message

Well we're just probs gonna hang out because I'm mixing my two friend groups so it may be a little awkward at first but I really hope they get well together!! I'm going to go to the supermarket to get snacks and drinks (not alcoholic because there are non drinkers in the group) and we're probs play some board or card games or just chat! Idk what I'm gonna wish for and tbh I don't know if I'll have a cake lmaoo. Like, I asked my mum for a meat cake (just some sausages and a slab of bacon with tea lights as candles on a plate) that she gave me in peak pandemic because I'm a HUGE MEAT LOVER and idkkk. I don't really know if there's anything I need to wish for tbh, I'm pretty content with everything I have rn and don't need more. Also, GO TO BED IF ITS LATE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!! TEDDY DONT YOU DARE STAY UP EVEN IF IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

omg mel its been so long !! how ya been

Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood 🤯🤯) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??

I saw it with polish dubbing and OMFG it was so shit but so good at the same time??? And also the audience clapped during those meme moments and I cried when techno showed up. Also dantdm, ldshadowlady and mumbo were mentioned ❗❗❗❗❗

Nah but istg the dubbing was so shit especially for Garrett 😭😭😭

seeing the mc movie LOL

We just have lots of castles and shit, last year my city was having a 600th birthday basically, there's many museums for ww2 and other things and we just have a very rich history. If you'd ever consider visiting Poland I could just give you a tour all around the place

Also Poland is over a thousand years old since like the baptism of our first prince but our history goes much further because pogans and just Slavs in general ☺️☺️☺️

desperately need to go to germany