And Just Like That I'm Suddenly Straight As A Shelf 😫😫😫😫😫❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

YESSSSS BO YESSSSS 😈😈😈😈👅👅👅👅

if I drew my ocs / sonas vaguely scandalous would yall be down

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

what if i was in your inbox and freaky? what if i was freaking all over the place? getting my freaky juices everywhere? what then?

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Im slurpin up alllllll the freaky juices idc, gimme me more, freak all over me

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

@reddsl1mer good luck then soldier ❗❗

can everyone double wield and rapid fire machine guns at pup

Depends on what you wrote 🤨🤨

What if I told you guys that I sent a google forum to the weekly slap. Would you be mad at me

Ive had an allergic reaction to everything except cantaloupe, I don't remember eating cantaloupe.

I also don't like pineapple, but my favs are blueberries, raspberries, watermelons and pomegranates 😛😛😛

What's your fav fruit if you like them??? 🙏🙏🙏

(as a bonus funfact you can list some and I'll tell you if I'm allergic or nah 😛)

I like strawberry, watermelon, mango, kiwi, grapes, cantaloupe, sometimes oranges, bananas and apples with peanut butter is a go to snack I dont like pineapple, blueberries or raspberries

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! LOTS OF LOVE AND LOTS OF CHANCES TO MEET BOTH TED AND SCHLATT ❗❗❗❗❗❗

it's my birthday today why am I not cuddling them bro (　ＴДＴ)

yaya it's my bday!! :D so that kinda just means me watching old chuckle sandwich uploads ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

What if Charlie takes off the mask and when he realizes who that is he takes the mask and gags them 😈😈😈😈

Guys hear me out, PeterParker!Charlie but like Gwen Stacy’s Peter Parker who’s a little nerd and a little pathetic but his best friend is soooo cool and he’s secretly had a crush on them for forever but is too nervous to say anything.

And it turns out that his best friend is also secretly a Spider-Person???

And he doesn’t know but he suspects just a little bit.

NSFW BELOW

And one day you save him and you bring him home and he asks if there’s any way he can repay you.

And you bite your lip to hide a wicked smile, even though he can’t see it from under your mask.

It’s a little DubCon cause he doesn’t know you know who he is???

But mmmph taking advantage of him a little cause of your hero status and how much he reveres you…

Hehehehe

What do we think? 😈

warnings: 18+, fem reader, filming, finger sucking.

hmnngggg… being schlatt’s gf who uses n/sfw twt and at first it’s your dirty little secret because you absolutely can’t let him know. but he slowly figures it out and soon enough he’s reading all your filthy, fucked up posts about him and what you need him to do to you while you’re squirming and panting under him helplessly, humping his thigh that’s between your own. and AAAND when you’re extra good he agrees to film a few things for you to post… short vids of you sucking and drooling on his fingers, clips of him rubbing you through your panties and making you whimper. he’s starting to like it more than you do.