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For a second there I thought we were talking about Ben from the urban rescue ranch because he's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

confession time there’s this borderline indestructible like nothing bad can happen to him guy on youtube who yoinks and boops various swamp animals (snakes, frogs, eels, crocs, frogs, etc) and he seems so stupid but after watching him for a little while. he oftentimes straddles crocs to yoink them and sometimes I wish that were me HEY I MEAN-

Real (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

Me you Charlie Poland tomorrow 2pm SHARP (my address is already in your post box 😈😈😈😈 along with the plane tickets)

Bro, you're a boy lover... I'm a boy... I love boys as well... You're a boy as well... If we kiss (HYPOTHETICALLY) (JOKINGLY) (AS A JOKE) (IRONICALLY)

Would it be muhluhmuh??????

multi level marketing schemes happening in my ask box guys

muhluhmuh is the sound i make when i’m smooching you btw

freaky freaky freaky freaky freaky :3

FREAKYYYYYYYYY

I'm like if a straight person and a gay person had a baby

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

i’m upid what does sss mean (in your dni)?

Shelby support squad, like extremists. I already have wss (Wilbur support squad) as I don't want to have any fights here and all that. :)

If I was any good at writing smut I'd be taking these and running for the hills with them 😈😈😈😈

As if I don’t enough reqs already but here’s some nsfw Charlie fic ideas 🤭

Sharing a hotel with him during a con or before a recording and accidentally leaving the bathroom door open a little while you shower so he accidentally gets a peak at you or accidentally walks in on you during a shower and he’s soooo sorry he really didn’t mean to and… You’re walking closer to him? Unbuckling his belt for him? Saying that he might as well just join you???

Charlie’s the best man at a wedding, despite also being best friends with the bride, and they realize at the wrong time that oops! they’ve had feelings for each other for years and now he’s eating her out in the bridal suite with her asshole fiancé on the other side of the locked door telling her how dumb she is for picking a dress that doesn’t cover her arms or something, which immediately after Charlie rams the door into his face and knocks him tf out, then they run off together and start over together.

Just the struggle of trying to willingly get pregnant with Charlie. Him having to pound you raw practically every night, so often that it feels like a chore, until he decides to bring a little magic back into your sex life. Tying you up and talking about breeding you, putting a baby in you and giving you everything you’ve ever wanted in the world. Spoiling you endlessly, both you and the baby, saying how lucky he is to have you, how he can’t wait to pump you full and make it stick, make you so pregnant you can feel it the next morning. And damn does that hit the spot.

being transmasc is having your top half look so built and manly and then having the nicest legs and curviest hips of all time. why do you need all that?? for what??? and whered you get all that ass from? like im serving he/she/they/it/was/where/when/how.