Luz I Most Definitely Agree 😍😍😍

PLEASE PLASE PLEASE IM OM MY FUCKING KNEES 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ted idea.. hear me out

fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.

you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.

main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.

as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.

but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’

it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.

lowk want to write this does anyone want it..

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

HORGEOUS, ETHERIAL, OUT OF THIS WORLD, LITERAL GODDESS, QUEEN OF THIS WORLD, SLAYED AND DEVOURED THE CRUMBS, ABSOLUTELY ATE❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

apologies for not writing yesterday n today but i will feed yall tmr trust 🙏

another question: did i eat bc i feel like this is the hottest picture of me

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I am starting to feel myself convert 😳😳😳

A drabble hc list that i’ll edit later bc my computer is charging

Self induldgent ahh hc’s

DONT LIKE? DONT READ!

Bf! Grizzly plays x gender neutral reader

• he goes into protective mode, wanting to ease your mind. You dont deserve all that stress

•he tries to get you to step away from your studies, even if its to go get a snack at the convenience store, or to go take a walk. He wants to get you away from it. Give your mind a breather.

“Baby hey, do you want to go take a walk? Its so sunny out! Just for a half hour?”

“Sweetheart, what do ya say, wanna go to 7/11 and get your favs?”

•if he cant manage to do that, he’ll stay with you as you work, laying on your bed, or sitting by your desk, occasionally playing with your hair.

“Youre doing so well, that looks so interesting”

“Baby im falling asleep over here! I miss you!!” He says, from your bed. Dramatic ahh boyfriend.

•he will make sure you are taking care of yourself. He’ll make sure youre remembering to eat, shower, and do some basic self care tasks.

“Sweetheart, what did you have to eat?”

“Your water bottle is empty babe! I’ll be right back!”

“Hey, wanna shower with me?”

•makes sure you dont stay up all night. He will pick you up, and carry you to bed, letting you have your emotions. He would hold your face, telling you how well youre doing, and praise you so nicely for all your hard work

“Cmon baby, thats the seventh time you’ve reviewed that section, time to sleep”

“Darlin, i promise you will remember it better if you sleep on it”

“Hey, its okay my love, its okay to cry. I see all the amazing hard work you do”

“Oh my darling, i promise you, you will do well. You are so dedicated and passionate about this”

“My good girl/boy/other name/nickname”

“Sleep now, sweetheart, i’ll be right by your side all night”

•celebrate your victories! If you get a good grade on a test or assignment, he’ll make sure you feel amazing about it. Getting you your favorite snacks, or surprising you with your favorite take-out for dinner

“THATS MY GIRL/BOY/NAME/OTHER NICKNAME!!”

“See baby! What did i tell you!!”

He swoops you up in a spinning hug everytime.

“You are so smart, you did it!”

“Ermmm i got you your favorite for dinner again”

•if you dont do as good as you hoped, he’ll hold you and remind you that your grades never define you. He’ll shower you with compassion and try to make you smile in any way he can.

“Baby, hey, remember” he says, as he cups your cheek. “A simple number will never define you. It never sways my mind on how smart you are or how much i love you”

“Why dont we watch a movie? Your pick darlin”

He holds your cheek, wiping your tears. “You are so perfect, so special, so dedicated and smart.”

•he takes such good care of you..

omg mel its been so long !! how ya been

Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood 🤯🤯) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??

I miss mpreg Charlie slimecicle jokes... I miss them...

45 days since Charlie Slimecicle made an mpreg joke

What will be our name Bo???

hey so all of us in the freaks for schlatt and schlatt adjacent people… we should make duo names for us. Like cause we are all mutuals. Maybe? How we feel??

There should be a separate tier for ballon boy because he deserves to rot in hell and I hate him and he should die I want to smash his face in with a crowbar and-

yeah

Be wary of October 23 2025