Meowwww :>

Sir yes sir, I very much apologize sir 🙏

just exfoliated and moisturized my legs, anyone wanna put their face between

Bro couldn't be me (I fell asleep at like 2 am after watching multiple slimecicle vods 😮‍💨)

Also it's 7am for me and I have winter break like wth is going on why am I awake and thinking about men in a definitely not heterosexual way 😭😭😭😭😭

So is this me hello?? (its 1:24 for me but still..)

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

🫂

reblog to sign the petition

I feel much hornier when bleeding than when ovulating but it's scary because my period was supposed to start on Tuesday, it's fucking Sunday and everything makes me shout and cry 😔😔 I just need to get dicked down MLM gay sexy style 😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫

da vajiba

vagiba

vabiga

pussy

NEIL CICIERIEGA REFERENCE ❗❗❗❗❗ LEMON DEMON REFERENCE ❗❗❗❗❗

Exclude the breeding kink (phobia of pregnancy) but all of the above 😈😈😈😈

If the slutcicles are all assigned a piss kink then what do the nivisimps and jslutts get?

I dont think that's him 🤔

Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

Mmmmmm, man boobies 😫👅🤤🤤

TITS! TITS! TITS! BOOBS! BREAST! BOOBIES!!! HUGE BOOBS!!!

I will NOT accept the nightwing and Stanford pines slander ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

look what I did (template not mine)

I've seen countless posts on tiktok, Instagram and all that about partners peeling pomegranates for their s/o and saying that "you're worth the mess". Today while peeling a pomegranate I've realised that I've been doing this for years for myself. I'm worth the mess, I'm worth the dirty hands and the hurt wrists, because inside are the seeds that I love so much. I'm worth the mess, because it's for me, I do it for myself, even if I'd do it for so many other people. I make others happy, because I make myself happy. Just throwing that out there for anyone who needs to hear this. You're worth the mess, create the mess yourself, enjoy it and just let yourself be you.

Love you all parasocially

(also yes that is my vape on the second picture oh no I'm a smoker no way who would've guessed)