Me After I Go To The Barber Today 😈😈

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

M E O W :3

call me a waitress the way i need his tip

Nurse they're out again

By how many dick jokes he makes, i wouldnt be surprised if all of them turned out to be true.

HELL YEAH MAN HELL YEAH ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

pretzels in general, fucking underrated

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONWR OMGOMGOMG 😍😍😍😍😍 Bo let's make out. 😈

I FINALLY DID THIS WOW

I've been wanting to do this forever!!! Finally with a few online mutuals that make art sooo I decided to draw yall!!! <333

@waddei , @the-slimebox ,@bubblycherry07 (MY COUSIN AND A MINOR SO DO NOT BE WEIRD) @ilov3thestarz, @melrambles , @snazum , @stub-balls , @mayyak , @cupidl0vesy0u !!!

Say what you want, I love the smell of very strong spirits, cleaning detergents and nail polish remover 😔🙏

say what you want, I kinda like the smell of nail polish

Absolutely real

I hate my brother and I hate his friends

omg mel its been so long !! how ya been

Im doing quite well! Thank you for asking!! I've been very sick this last week but I'm much better now and it's my birthday today so I'm having some friends over!! (God a year into adulthood 🤯🤯) How are you doing, though?? Is everything alright??

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

I will NOT accept the nightwing and Stanford pines slander ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

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