Writing Late At Night: Ay, This Is Kinda Good. I'm Cooking Something Here.

Barty: I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6'1 and if he’s 6'2, he’ll say he’s 6'3. Barty: Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5'9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5'3. Barty: What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

yeah, this is me 😭

never let them know your next move 😇 😈

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jake Mason/Michael Yew, Apollo Cabin & Michael Yew, Lee Fletcher & Michael Yew, Michael Yew & Original Character(s) Characters: Michael Yew, Jake Mason, Luke Castellan, Lee Fletcher, Original Demigod Character(s) (Percy Jackson) Additional Tags: tags will be updated as we go, Minor Violence, Minor Injuries, Non-Graphic Violence, Demigods, Camp Half-Blood (Percy Jackson), Pre-Canon, Canon Compliant, Canon-Typical Violence, gonna be a long ride folks, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Touched-Starved Main Character Series: Part 1 of ~ camp half blood before depression ~ Summary:

A fun little (BIG) fic about the life of my fav short archer Michael, with many ups and downs and all the normal angst and fluff that I normally throw in

aka, Michael's life from the age of 9 to when he's.... 23? (I haven't got there yet so don't hold me to it lol)

Very unfinished, updates will start fairly scheduled, but I will probably have a massive writers block and make updates sporadic at some point, so be warned!

Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties

Guys. Tag your anti post please.

If you don't like an character or ship,fine,but at least make it easy for people who do to be able to filter your anti post from the tags 😭

Come on please I beg of y'all-

Cause no one wants to go looking through tag of their fav character and sees post about how much y'all are wishing said character dies.

reblog for easter

Michael: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Michael: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Beckendorf: Uh... what's up with him?

Lee: He's been trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Michael: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jake, crying: It's working.

 When Jason Grace wakes up, he's surrounded by friends. He's holding hands with a beautiful girl who says that they're in love, and there’s a boy with a wild grin who says they’re best friends. Jason doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows he's surrounded by people who care for him and want to help him.

When Percy Jackson wakes up, he's almost completely alone. His only connection is a wolf that seems to be judging his every move as it decides his worth. He's fighting for his life and desperately searching to find a place that would take him in and accept him.

When Jason and Percy were switched, they didn't just have their physical selves swapped. They had their lives swapped. Jason got to believe that someone loved him, and Percy got to experience what it was like to have no one.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.