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Alex: ....

Alex: Magnus?

Magnus: Huh?

Alex: Where's the closest deep freezer?

Magnus: ...

Magnus: ...why...?

Alex, grinning maniacally as she/he skips down the hallway: We have a theory to test!

so someone asked me “at what temperature does genderfluid become gendersolid” and that got me thinking

Assuming they were referring to GeNdEr (germanium neodymium erbium) as gender it is technically possible to calculate the temperature needed to become gender solid

Because GeNdEr is a chemical that had not been tested for its freezing point, we are just going to use the number 1162.73333333333 C which is the average of all three freezing points for Ge, Nd, and Er

The ancient egyptians said the soul was composed of the life force, the personality, the identity, and the true name. Im going with Identity (akh) for this so the amount of GeNdEr present would be 10.5 kg (the average amount of water in an adult human x 0.25)

With a weight of 10.5 kg of GeNdEr we know that there is 0.02733371 mols present, which then dividing by 42 gives us 0.0006508

Multiplying this value by the freezing point of GeNdEr at that quantity we get 0.7567099 C as our freezing point depression

In conclusion, a gender fluid person would need to have their internals cooled to -0.7567099 C in order to become gender solid (keep in mind a person dies at 35 C and the average body temperature is 37 C)

PS I know im probably wrong about alot of this but its just a silly lil thing :3

a little something i made a while ago and will probably never finish

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize that I wasn't following you on this account. I used to have a Frank Zhang rp blog with a separate account. Anyway all good now that I followed you from this acc.

ahh, I remember seeing your rp name in my inbox!

thanks for following! gonna follow you right back! :D

sat on my school bus rn and I've just had possibly the cutest but most depressing idea ever

what if Lee used to have a habit of collecting ducks?

like, plastic, glass, metal, whatever, just yellow ducks

hats, spots, stripes, accessories, this man has a whole army

and he made a habit of hiding them around cabin seven and the infirmary and when any of his siblings were sad or needed distracting he'd send them to find a specific duck and they'd be searching for the next hour for a fucking yellow and pink polka-dot duck with a tiara

and when he dies, everyone completely forgets about this until Will rummages through a drawer in the infirmary one day and BOOM

cowboy duck✨

and suddenly everyone's finding ducks everywhere, in shoes and drawers and the archery range storage cabinet and that one part of the strawberry fields where Lee and Castor used to hang out and whenever someone missed him they'd all go on a hunt for a duck until they had over a hundred of the fucking things

but still, even years later, after the TOA, Jerry finds a duck with a grapevine hat and a guitar, and Will, Kayla and Austin burst into giggles while he looks at them in confusion

'what? why are you laughing?'

'nothing. nothing at all.'

:D

The sillies hdgdg

What's going on when Lee,Beckendorf and Silena are in a meeting hdgdg

Hey y'all apparently I need a bio or some shit so hi

I'm Melz_367

English

High school student

Taking my GCSE's next year yippee

Jake / Michael is my OTP fight me on it

#wellovesolangelotoo <3

and Malconnor why tf not

OH AND LEE AND CASTOR

almost forgot lol

but leeluke thooo....

#icantmakedecisions

You can find me on Ao3 too under the same name :D

or there's a link at the bottom i guess

Fandoms: Riordanverse, Shadowhunters, LOTR, all that stuff

Posting drabbles, funny reblogs, teasers to future works, random shit my brain thinks up and other crap 👍🏻

thought I was straight, but... self discovery? I am now bisexual? idk y'all, but it's LGBTQ+ friendly here :)

And.... yeah.

Hallo <333

ARGHGHDHDNDDBDDDDHDBD THEY SHOULD BE CANON 😭😭😭

What do you mean their relationship is not canon?

What do you mean they have never even met in canon?

What do you mean the writers never wrote the subtext I have clearly been reading this whole time?

imagine being 15 (terrible) and you live in a basement and are only allowed outside every once in a while under strict conditions (isolating) and then you watch your father get literally torn apart by demons (traumatizing) and then a bunch of strangers inform you that you are genetically one of those cultlike child soldiers that your dad always warned you about (migraine inducing) so now you have to go to their weird house in the middle of nowhere and live with the other child soldiers (frightening) and then the brain short circuitingly attractive guy who held you at knifepoint keeps sleeping outside your door and he and his sister keep following you everywhere (SCREAM???) and then some college aged guy shows up while you're collecting stuff to sell when you run away and announces that not only are you a child soldier but your ancestors were like famous and he's basically jesus and also your only living blood relative, and then busts you for stealing and gives you a therapy speech about how you shouldn't throw your life away (HUH???????) and then a bunch of annoying bigots come into the house and keep yapping at you about their shitty ideology (migraine inducing part 2) and also the government is falling apart, you're having your bisexual awakening at a REALLY inconvenient time, there's some guy committing heinous crimes against nature to raise his girlfriend from the dead but then he dies and turns into a demon magnet, you get multiple concussions, and a bunch of strange arcane mystical figures keep ominously trying to figure out why you look familiar (WTF)

also it's been 1 week

meeting the in-laws i chose violence for my warm up today