So you know how in Percy Jackson, Amazon the company, is actually the Amazons, the group of warrior women.
That means Jeff Bezos isn't real in Percy Jackson and is just a fake person the Amazons made up to be their CEO.
So now I have this image in my head of a bunch of Amazons huddled around a table trying to come up with the concept of Jeff Bezos.
"Make him bald!"
"Ooh! And make him evil, as all men are!"
"What evil things does he do?"
"Oh um..."
"Uhh..."
*Voice from the back * "He doesn't let his workers use the bathroom?"
"Oh that's awful."
"Quick add it to the list!"
"What should his name be?"
"Hunter?"
"No, that's not quite right."
"Steve?"
"No, another ancient power has already made a false figurehead for a company with the name Steve. They may accuse us of copying them."
"How about Jeff?"
"It's perfect!"
Just a couple of badass warrior women trying to come up with their corporate mansona.
HSHDHSGSHDHSH THE DUCK DEALER
Lee is on first name basis with the owner of this store
the guy sees him like every other week
is convinced Lee either needs to go to a mental hospital for his obsession or has sixteen kids at age 18
sat on my school bus rn and I've just had possibly the cutest but most depressing idea ever
what if Lee used to have a habit of collecting ducks?
like, plastic, glass, metal, whatever, just yellow ducks
hats, spots, stripes, accessories, this man has a whole army
and he made a habit of hiding them around cabin seven and the infirmary and when any of his siblings were sad or needed distracting he'd send them to find a specific duck and they'd be searching for the next hour for a fucking yellow and pink polka-dot duck with a tiara
and when he dies, everyone completely forgets about this until Will rummages through a drawer in the infirmary one day and BOOM
cowboy duck✨
and suddenly everyone's finding ducks everywhere, in shoes and drawers and the archery range storage cabinet and that one part of the strawberry fields where Lee and Castor used to hang out and whenever someone missed him they'd all go on a hunt for a duck until they had over a hundred of the fucking things
but still, even years later, after the TOA, Jerry finds a duck with a grapevine hat and a guitar, and Will, Kayla and Austin burst into giggles while he looks at them in confusion
'what? why are you laughing?'
'nothing. nothing at all.'
:D
Actually, thought in my head now.
Au where Michael survives the fall from the bridge, but is somehow turned into a raven. And no one knows how to turn him back or who turned him in the first place.
Even Apollo is confused.
"I'm very thankful for who did, at last,was not me."
Everyone is relieved he still alive, but no one knows how to deal with raven Michael other than his siblings and Jake.
Surprisingly, he has not tried to peck out Clarisse' eyes yet.
Will still has to take over duties cause, well, hard to lead a cabin as a raven. But Michael usually chills on his shoulder during the day.
He also is bit of a typical raven menace by picking up random cool rocks and items he finds and gifting it to others.
Jake keeps a Lil box with all the stuff Michael's given him.
But yeah. Michael was already a menace at 4 ft 6. He's not any less now he's like hardly 2 ft hsgsf
He does keep trying to preen his siblings and Jake though. One time even Percy when he was blaming himself for the bridge situation.(either that or he was trying to pull on Percy's hair. Either way. Message received.)
I thought of a fanfic idea where it’s about Lee Fletcher growing up in camp half-blood and his life throughout of the years and I wanna bring him back to life buttttt I realized that sounds a lot like your fanfiction life of short archerr even though I didn’t take inspiration from that fanfic, I’m still gonna ask permission if it’s okay I write that fic
oh my gosh, absolutely! I definitely do not own the trope and that sounds awesome, go for it <333
maybe dm me when you post it? I'd love to read <33
Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
Masonyew
straight masonyew
...
i take back the straight bit
Person A: "If you're going to be stupid, please do so when you're not in close proximity to me."
Person B: "I would, however I seem to lose all thought around you. Unfortunate, truly."
Jake is so obviously down bad for Michael it's almost embarrassing.
Michael doesn't even have to do much and Jake already looking at him with heart eyes.
Dudes got it bad dhdgd
When they actually get together it does not change either XD
They're at the amphitheater where Jake's sitting down on one row why Michael's on the one above and Michael's just absent mindedly playing with his curls and Jake just fully melted against him. He falls back with his head in Michael's lap and Michael just laughs and Jake's just completely enamored. Leaning into every touch.
Jake fell so hard for Michael, Michael has him completely wrapped and everyone finds it hilarious.
This is them-
I'm bored can you tell?
Fandoms are pjo, lotr and tsc, and I hope this all makes sense because apparently this is the most productive I'm going to get today <333
Malcolm is being slowly corrupted day by day and Connor is have the time of his FUCKING LIFE 🎉 ✨
I don't think I need to tell y'all who's who, but I think that this is rather incredibly accurate, just give my boy Michael a bit more temper 🔥
ngl, Lee and Castor could be either of the above, but I'm currently rooting for worried but exasperated Cas, and an overprotective Lee who doesn't know when to quit ❤️🔥
now technically I don't ship leeluke, BUT I love the angst and this is really so them so I'm slapping it on here anyway
again, Lee and Luke could be wither of the above, but whichever one is the bigger simp (probably the first one) is definitely Luke 💘
now, this one is a bit of a shot in the dark but stick with me here
Kayla has the looks of an angel. Bright smile, gorgeous ginger locks, a well-practiced innocent expression, this kid looks like the definition of a trustworthy child you could safely leave you car keys with. Realistically, she will take the car, crash it, leave an IOU note on the bonnet and run off to bully Austin.
Nyssa is a Hephaestus chick, so she's broad and strong and probably has a face like a brick wall half of the time, but actually is the sweetest child on earth unless your name is Leo Valdez. She would hang onto your keys and give you a coffee when you get back, along with a ten minute long explanation on the faults in your exhaust pipe and the name of the nearest car garage. 🔑
I don't think I need to explain who's who. Just know that underneath that smile Will has so much locked-up anxiety it's giving him high blood pressure. 💫
Faramir is too adorably oblivious because he's had his head in a book for the last three hours and doesn't know what time it is, and Éomer is trying to shoot his shot while holding back a panic attack over such close proximity to the really cute guy he's been freakishly stalking for the past two weeks. Éowyn and Aragorn are laughing their asses off in the background and Boromir is about to walk around the corner. 🗡️
Again, I think it's pretty obvious. Ty has to focus on processing and showing his emotions, while Kit freaks the fuck out so badly he had to run to another continent because he's emotionally constipated. 🤠
I love my girl, but she scares the shit out of me on a daily basis like girl-
please-
just sleep 🙏🏻
THE CUTEST THING EVER
she/her/concerned ][ bisexual ][ talk to meeeeee I don't bite I promisee
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