Spent 20 Minutes Editing The Casino Royale Poker Scene To Be Chutes And Ladders Instead Of Finishing

Reminder to take very good care of yourself! You are not a robot, and even if you were, you'd need a break sometimes 💚

HGHHRNNNN. I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! *releases powerful beams into the sky while screaming*

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

mech pilot that was actually just another mech. Mech pilot that was killed in combat along with a hundred others when, in the midst of a battle, the enemy deployed a virus over their comms that caused complete synaptic death in all the pilots that were neurally linked to their mechs. Mech AI that had worked with its pilot longer then any other, that knew every fold and crevasse of her brain, that didn't know what she was supposed to do without her pilot, and tried as best she could to "restart" the poor dead girl in her cockpit. Mech pilot who wakes up with the memories of her machine, the personality of her mech, with only faint hints of the girl the body used to hold, looking over a fried-out mech console in which the AI used to live, before it burned itself through those neural pathways to save anything it could of her. Mech pilot that came back wrong. Mech pilot that was once just another mech.

Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done