"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"
"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"
"-but you can trust me when I say-"
"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"
"I don't care for you at all."
"Well, I… oh… I love you too."
Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.
A: wtf is that
B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way
A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy
B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode
A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW
I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard
Robotgirl: I am hypervisor-based, allowing my CPU to run multiple sapient consciousnesses in parallel.
Human: oh! You're plural?
Robotgirl: I believe that's what I just said.
Source: Eden: It's an Endless World! エデン
by Hiroki Endo
my power just blinked god really doesn't want me to make the lancer sex tier list
as promised, Shadow wears a cutesy dress: the comic :3
(Don't pay too much attention to the dialogue or story here, this comic was just an excuse to draw Shadow in a dress LOL)
up next is. uhhh... what did Sonic do now? who knows!
just made the best non-looping gif i think
Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum