No I Don't Want You To Redirect Me To Your App I Want To Look At Recipe

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

ooc: looking at styx sprite respectfully.

looking at styx sprite RESPECTFULLY.

OOC: my asexual ass sipping tea in the background and weeping while the omninet thirsts over my blorbo.

This is Tumblr I should have expected worse.

When the demon speaks in the third person, it helps her feel powerful and important. She likes this.

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

Big tits aren't enough anymore I need cat ears