Meowdlion - Meowd's Blog, I Guess

People have been asking about the ketsnake so I shall elaborate fully.

That incident was... possibly the funniest mistake the think tank has made since the black throne incident.

Due to a workplace accident, someone's pet snake got chucked into what amounts to the blinkspace equivalent of a particle collider (Three sunzis can make an acceleration loop, to give you an idea of the bullshit we were doing)

By some cosmic coincidence that thing survived. We were 60% sure it was sheer, astronomical, dumb luck that kept its atoms roughly the same.

Roughly.

It came out with an intellect several times that of a shackled NHP, let alone a human. But it was still an animal and cared only for animal things - theoretically we could have taught it to speak but the thing only ever used its hyperdense neurons to do shit like open its food container early.

I will reiterate, by all rights it should have been lost to the blink or had its atoms scrambled, and the most likely explanation we could come up with is that its atoms were rearranged back into the snake shape by sheer fucking coincidence.

Naturally the armoury put together a small but experienced team to study this surprisingly boring miracle. It was a few steps from lowest priority because to them because it just. was. not. useful. Buuuuut it was interesting.

So they scanned it and sent the data to the think tank for simulations. We said what in less cascade-ey terms amonuted to "Give it a cocktail of drugs, It will trip and see the world like you do."

So they did.

Our simulations predicited that it would respond to ketamine as one would expect. That was the first step among many.

Some poor fucker (JOSH) didn't feed it chemically pure Ket as we specifically requested.

IT DID NOT RESPOND NORMALLY TO IMPURITIES IN THE KETAMINE.

Suffice to say, several people were hospitalised and the lab was destroyed, the ketamine snake is presumably floating somewhere in space waiting to cause problems, and our caskets were covered in various organic fluids, candy, residue from what might have been the oldest unopened wine collection in the purview, and what I'm fairly certain was someone's hair gel.

For what are probably enkidu related reasons my memories regarding the armoury's exploration into drugs is roughly just what the public knows and a few prototypes, but the ketsnake, apparrently, is firmly lodged into my memory. So enjoy, good omninet. And weep, for it may come for you.

It's literally that easy.

i think he does this sometimes

< Yeah but what if I kick Ra’s ass, huh >

Robotgirl: I am hypervisor-based, allowing my CPU to run multiple sapient consciousnesses in parallel.

Human: oh! You're plural?

Robotgirl: I believe that's what I just said.

I like gay things.

That's it that's the whole post. I just really like just about anything cute and gay. Especially when it comes down to lesbianism. Women~❤️

“No no you’re not getting it, Kinkade’s cameras don’t “become my eyes” when we establish a link. It’s just that after we link I have cameras. They’re not “Kinkade’s cameras” anymore they’re a part of me, or I guess us. The us that we become once we link. That’s why it’s so easy for me to actually use my cameras and keep anything from sneaking up on me, they’re just another part of me. They aren’t eyes because I have those and they’re different, using the cameras doesn’t feel like using my eyes it feels like something different because it’s a different thing. Look you don’t have to understand, Kinkade gets me.”

“Whatever, I still think its weird you named your mech.”

“I didn’t name him, Kinkade introduced himself when we linked.”

“Whatever man”

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

Sonic obliviousness is mostly harmless... Until mixed with Omega's blatant honestly