Someone Told Me To Look Up This Thing Called Yaoi. Thing Is, They Have Tricked Me Into Searching Up Things

ok but affini plumblr would be absolutely unreadable. like the affini would only spend maybe 1% of their time Posting, and the rest would just be the most homosexual gushing about their florets imaginable. 99/100 posts are just "My floret is SO CUTE!!!!!" and pics of said florets staring into space on drugs or similar things

of the 1% of posts that aren't this, it's probably like, the affini equivalent to hypnosis blogs where they post induction scripts designed to bait independents who read them into interacting, and then they eventually get goaded into DMs; at which point it's over for them

also there are a few digitized affini who are the compact equivalent of dril and they produce the best content you've ever seen every half a second. they get 3094872039487 reblogs on every post and each hornypost they make gets a dozen independents domesticated via a reblog chain, plus if you interact with them they just start turning up inside of your pc to flirt with you

Very important conversations happening in the party chat

Tortuga has a Monarch-red helmet Monarch has a Tortuga-grey visor

It's official™ Forbidden Romance. Their +1 tech attack is so they can send each other love letters through company firewalls.

Motorcycle_Centaur

I cannot take credit for the idea for a Motorcycle Centaur. That goes to a PC in a CBR+PNK game I ran, but I love the idea so much!

Soulslike boss fight against a dude with a dynastic title of some sort, like "Lord of the Onyx Throne" or whatever, where instead of the same baddie changing movesets or powering up across multiple phases, the first dude just dies, and a second dude with a fresh life bar reading "Heir to the Onyx Throne" immediately jumps into the arena to continue the fight, except after a second or two "Heir to" gets crossed out and replaced with "Lord of". When you kill the second dude, the same thing happens again. This goes on for like five separate phases.

It's literally that easy.

Had an idea for a Pegasus mech and pilot in Lancer

Imagine you arrive at the battlefield and see a mech sitting out there, maybe it's a Lancaster, maybe it's a swallowtail. You get ready to engage in combat. And then it starts to move. Have you ever seen AI generated videos where it's given an image and told to animate the image, but the skeletons defines thin the image are incredibly wrong and as a result everything within the image moves wrongly and in ways that your brain can't quite comprehend. The enemy Lancaster starts moving like that. You cannot understand how it is actually moving forwards, but it is definitely moving. Then one of the rails or panels on the side shifts slightly, and you realize your mech has been hit and taken damage. The enemy's guns aren't firing, hell you think one of them is being used like a leg. Eventually, you finish fighting this monstrosity, and convince the pilot to step out to meet you. Instead of any hatch opening, the mech reaches parts of itself in the shape of a hand up, peels itself open, and out steps.... You. The enemy mech pilot looks exactly like you, he even walk mostly like you, though there is something slightly off. As you start to question them, they answer you back in your words. Your exact words, in the intonation that you said, building their responses exclusively based on the things you have said to them in this conversation, in your voice. All while standing outside their still peeled open mech.

CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP CASCADING FOR TEN MINUTES. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?

Sonic the Hedgehog but nakey boys get dressed up

If Shadowheart is transgender do you think her amnesia means she forgot she has a dick or that she forgot most women dont have dicks

who keeps giving her these things