Ask Me How You Can Switch From Short King To Tall King With Nothing But A Hex Wrench.

fullmetal alchemist art i promised i would post 🙏

90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

not gay enough

You're right. Alright, time to take the infinigay pills

Very important conversations happening in the party chat

Tortuga has a Monarch-red helmet Monarch has a Tortuga-grey visor

It's official™ Forbidden Romance. Their +1 tech attack is so they can send each other love letters through company firewalls.

Why my body feel so weak

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Motorcycle_Centaur

I cannot take credit for the idea for a Motorcycle Centaur. That goes to a PC in a CBR+PNK game I ran, but I love the idea so much!

How gay is your girlfriends?

They are very gay. Ultra lesbians if you will.