Scattered 'cross My Family Line

Fucking BALLER, look at this @n0r

Lol, good stuff.

Does anyone else think of absolute banger tumblr posts in the shower and then immediately forget them when they get out and crash out over it

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:

marlene: *silence*

sirius: *more silence*

marlene: *even more silence*

marlene: I'm a lesbian

sirius: oh thank God, im gay

marlene: friends?

sirius: friends.

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

Ate the toast tower. The only thing I have to add is

mmmm, toast.

Was I physically ill for eating more than one meal today? Yes, yes I was. Will I take that as a sign to not stuff my face again?

No. I absolutely will not. My shrunk stomach can feel froggy and leap, because I’m going to make a toast tower, and I will devour it.

artist : @star_ry_eyed

Hot take we should ban cis straight men and women from queer clubs the only exception being if they are dating a member of the lgbtq+

With recent rulings proving we can’t trust cis het women the same way we can’t trust cis het men and we need to protect our spaces