Inshallah Jk Rowling Loses Her Fortune And All Her Hateful Deeds Are Returned To Her X10

i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic

scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

Does anyone else think of absolute banger tumblr posts in the shower and then immediately forget them when they get out and crash out over it

Harry & padfoot <3

rip sirius black i think you would’ve liked making slime tutorials with mary

Every time someone writes The Marauders as morally gray characters I start kissing them on the mouth with an unseen passion

"you were such a beautiful girl" "You're gonna be an ugly man" WRONG!!!!!! HAPPINESS WILL NOW SHINE OUT OF ME LIKE RAYS OF SUNLIGHT!!!! BEAUTY IS WHAT IS INSIDE YOUR HEART!!!! WHAT USE IS A PRETTY FACE WITH A ROTTING MISERABLE SOUL

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want