When James And Lily Go On Their First Date, Lily Doesn't Quite Understand Why James Is Absolutely Livid

Was I physically ill for eating more than one meal today? Yes, yes I was. Will I take that as a sign to not stuff my face again?

No. I absolutely will not. My shrunk stomach can feel froggy and leap, because I’m going to make a toast tower, and I will devour it.

Guys can someone be my friend. I fear I’m a lonely little loser who can’t go outside alone due to my crippling anxiety.

I SWEAR I’M COOL. I’M COOL AS SHIT, PLEASEEE.

I’m 18, male and have an unhealthy obsession with gay dead wizards (the marauders). That’s all a guy needs I swear.

remus singing “the prettiest star” to sirius horribly out of key, slightly tipsy on cheap beer and the grey of sirius’ eyes. sirius devouring every moment of it, falling impossible more in love each second.

A little reminder for trans people in the UK based on everything that happened:

Just because your family is accepting of your identity or knows about it does not mean they understand the dangers. I just had an argument with my brother, because when I mentioned the fact I’d be at a far higher risk for being jumped now he didn’t believe it; said people in our area weren’t capable of that.

People in any area are capable of bigoted violence, so remember to warn your family of the dangers you’ll be facing and to be safe and well equipped to defend yourself when going out.

James after Lily rejected him for millionth time

Remus:Get that disgusting thing away from me!

Sirius:I thought you like chocolate

Remus:That ugly white thing is not chocolate

Sirius:It's called white CHOCOLATE

Remus:They also called you straight and here we are.

Canon: during a common room party in sixth year, Sirius jumped up on one of the tables and started belting ‘Jolene’ at Lily who was sitting on the same couch as James

Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"