Regencies Your Stanley

fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

I could microwave a chili dog today. Maybe even two. Like sonic the rat man…

I thinkg I had a crush on GLaDOS as a kid

I thunk I still do…………..

Quick Tips for Writing Emotional Tension

They act like they don’t care, but we all know they’re just avoiding a massive emotional explosion.

One of them starts to spill their feelings, then clams up like, “Uh, never mind…” Cue the frustration.

One character throws out something super personal like it’s no big deal, but you can tell the other one’s like, “Wait, what?”

They let something slip that they were totally not ready to share, and then they freeze like, “Did I just say that?”

The “I’m fine” smile (but they’re not). One gives this shaky smile that doesn’t fool anyone, especially the other character.

They almost grab each other’s hand or hug, then they hesitate, and the moment passes. UGH, so frustrating!

One of them’s on the verge of tears but is trying sooo hard not to lose it. You can feel how much it hurts.

They talk about literally everything except the thing that’s actually bothering them. So. Annoying.

They used to be shoulder to shoulder, but now they’re standing a whole three feet apart like something big changed.

One’s suddenly acting like they barely know the other, being all polite and formal, and you just know there’s more going on.

None of the foods in my home fulfill my vague and nonspecific cravings so instead I’ll be eating nothing for lunch

You're 22 your life is just be-ENDING! Because its OVER! You're FUCKED!!!!

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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