College X Rivals

bill denbrough, probably: these are my boys. trash boy, noodle boy, farm boy, wheezy boy, squishy boy, boat boy,,

bill, gesturing vaguely to beverly: tiddy boy

Some AUS I want to see

“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”

“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”

“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”

“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”

There’ll be a new Billy and Teddy and Loki story in War Scrolls #2!

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Tyrus Valentine’s Days

Cyrus buys one of those ‘get a rose delivered during homeroom’ roses for TJ on a whim and spends the next few days worrying his boyfriend will think it’s cheesy. Come v-day and it turns out TJ bought Cyrus, like, 30 roses to be delivered to him.

Muffins with ‘Be Mine’ and ‘<3’ and ‘I WUV U’ piped on them in icing.

TJ finds out that Saint Valentine was famous for chasing the snakes from Ireland, and keep trying to find a way to use snakes for a romantic gesture that all end in disaster.

TJ gives Cyrus a tiny stuffed dog with ‘Underdog’ on the collar and Cyrus keeps it with him always!

Cyrus tries to decorate the Swingset with streamers and paper hearts only to be informed that doing that on public property is technically vandalism and he freaks out.

TJ asks Jonah to play a romantic song on his guitar while he surprises Cyrus with a gift, and Jonah completely misunderstands, thinking TJ is flirting with him. Jonah is flattered but could never do that to Cy.

Stupid, cheap plastic heart necklaces!!

Cyrus asks Buffy what he should get TJ, because athletes! and as much as Buffy doesn’t want to give TJ something nice, she wants to prove she’s a better gift-giver than TJ even more, so she gets really into it.

Cyrus dressing up like a midieval minstral to give TJ a flower, and then realizing he forgot his change of clothes and is stuck in puffy pants for the rest of the day.

Just… a sickening amount of pet names.

the #1 reason Richie would be Flynn Ryder in a Tangled au is the narration at the beginning where he goes “this is a story about the day I died- just kidding, it’s not actually about me at all” and you can’t change my mind

Richie bought this for Stan and he wears its every fucking day

Anonymous said: The loser’s club only finding out richie has a secret twin when they accidentally run into the secret twin in like a grocery store or something and they think its richie but?? Suprise bitch. You were wrong. (sent to my st blog but I thought it more appropriate to post here)

Bill had twenty bucks in his pocket and a grocery list in the other. He was supposed to buy things for an upcoming dinner party his mother was throwing. One that none of his friends would be allowed to attend. Instead, Bill decided to have a small party of his own in the supermarket, inviting all his friends to roam the aisles and collect the strangely named cheeses and pastas his mother was requesting.

They were wandering around the produce section, Stan explaining the finer differences between parsley and cilantro while Mike helped Bill pick out the most ripe bell peppers. It was a team effort, most of them not having the cooking experience to know what made for a right choice. Bill was lucky to have the help; he didn’t want to face an aggravated mother or have to take another trip that night.

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needs for the captain marvel sequel

blease. just give me young avengers

ft billy bc i am a starving jew