Continuation of the fake covers for the gen comedy AU
Kate Bishop being a Mood in West Coast Avengers
-Kidnap. them. from. their. wedding.
(Extra point if you use a tranquilizer dart)
-Steal from him. Guys love that.
-Slap him for the ten percent. 100% effective.
-HIT HIM WITH AN EXY STICK.
-Randomly appear to heal him after the dumbass was attacked by a demon. Will give incredible results.
-Be his mortal enemy for eight years and then accept to go on a quest with him to advenge your mother. (Even better if you make out with him in a burning forest).
-Hack into his game whilst millions of people are watching. Flawless.
-Be Javert 2.0 and HUNT THAT FUCKER DOWN but then obviously make out with him when you’re drunk.
-TELL HER HOW WORTHLESS AND DISGUSTING SHE IS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. OF YOUR LIFE.
-Scare the FUCK out of him and tell him you can be useful for his gang. Will 100% be interested in you from now on.
-Try to survive in the frozen tundra with her. Bicker for all the goddamned journey.
-Just sneak into his van while this two guys you barely know are chasing you down.
-Stumble in her arms while you’re running from your dad’s castle with an object that can retrieve her magic. Will take a little time if your brother is concerned but in the end you’ll get there.
-SHOOT HIS FINGERS OFF.
-Scream that he is shallow and the next day proceed to kick him where the sun doesn’t shine.
- Try to kiss him. You know, a classic. But then accidentaly kiss someone who was disguised as them and when they get angry proceed to actually kiss the right person.(the amount of ships that match with this one is incredible)
-THROW A VASE AT HIM. (And the obviously discuss the temperature of hell with him)
Reblog if you’re upset by the fact that the casting lightened Jesper but aren’t hating on Kit at all. just want to prove something to the colorists and racists who are trying to make us look like the bad guys :)
(ib hella people)
*slips on ice*
“jESUS CHRIST!…… is a good man”
*laying down in his bed*
*whispering* “Richie”
Stan: “I know you did not just whisper your own name to yourself”
*first day at real school*
*gets handed a stack of homework*
“Yeahhhhh this is not something I’m doing”
*sniffing Clorox wipes*
“Good shit”
*in cooking class*
*starts eating ingredients*
*everyone starts yelling at him*
Stan: *with his mouth full* “What?!”
Richie: makes any joke
Ben: stop immediately or I will definitely ruin you
Bev: *smiling while holding bill’s school ID in her hand* “biiiillll come here I’ve got something for you”
Richie: you sound like a prostitute
Bev: *doesnt stop smiling* *doesn’t even look back at Richie* *slaps Richie*
THIS.
THIS page encapsulates all the insanity about Wanda and Vision and their kids.
Understand this, EVERYTHING mentioned here actually HAPPENED.
Yes, they had a double-wedding with a tree spirit animating a dead corpse and some Vietnamese superhero.
Yes, Billy is the (maybe)-reincarnation of their original son (who was conceived with demon magic because Vision in the comics is sterile).
Also Billy has a twin brother called Tommy who got forgotten but yeah, TWO spirit-sons.
Yes their spirit-son is gay and engaged to be married to an alien space-prince.
Everything I’ve written above is actual Marvel comics canon. Look it up.
And people are shocked that Wanda and Vision are a couple to begin with in the MCU?
Friends, if even a fraction of their history gets translated to the big screen, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
My kids are ready for Halloween
(all of my art is posted on my Instagram: ItsNearlyThere )
Some low-quality moodboards to brighten up your day! I haven’t seen many for the Bowers Gang so I added some! I really like these so I hope y’all enjoy. My requests and ships are always open! -Ori <3
Cyrus: Hey gu-
Buffy: Hey UNDERDOG! I got you a chocolate chocolate chip muffin! Again! Even though you didn’t ask for one! I just love showing you how much I truly care about you at every opportunity!
Andi: Hey UNDERDOG! You look cold! Here, take one of my many basketball hoodies and feel free to keep it and wear it as much as possible so I can constantly freak out about how cute you look in it!
Jonah: Hey UNDERDOG, come over here so I can remind you of how cute and funny and amazing you are for the thousandth time, then repeat all my gushing to anyone and everyone with ears!
Marty: Hey UNDERDO-
TJ: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!
Tyrus Week, Day 4 - Double Date
The Kippen siblings have a type (which are dinosaurs).
Going with the theory that Amber and TJ are siblings. I didn’t know who to draw Amber with, so I went with Iris, because why the hell not!
-The Wheeler boys obviously both have the best fashion sense of all time and they rock their Christmas sweaters all through out the month of December.
-Richie stopped believing in Santa when he was about 8 but Mike believed until he was almost 11 and if anyone told his “little” brother that Santa wasn’t real Richie would do things like flatten there bike tires or accidentally trip them in the hall. Since he was to little to beat them up he would have to settle for these things.
-Richie and Mike both LOVE candy canes and Richie will suck on the tip until its pointy and then he tries to fight Mike with it pretending that its a sword. “En Garde!” “Richie stop before you stab me in the stomach!” “Pick your sword up Wheeler, and fight me like a man!” and then he’ll chase Mike around the house with his “sword” until Ted yells at them and says “No running in the house!”
-The boys think they’re so slick and they dress up as each other and go to El and Eddie and try to see what they are getting them for Christmas but of course El and Eddie can always tell when Mike dresses up as Richie and when Richie dresses up as Mike because they know their boyfriends better then anyone else
-Nancy came home one day with stockings that said ‘Mistake # 1, Mistake # 2, and Favorite’ The boys were highly offended and demanded that they be taken off the fireplace. They stayed on the fireplace until February.
-Richie and Mike will go out in the snow and build snow men and make snow angles with Holly.
-The Boys watch Its a Wonderful Life with Eddie and El and Richie walks around saying “Eddie Kaspbrak I’ll love ya till the day I die” for like two weeks after, (I hope people get this one)
-Mike hates Eggnog with a passion so sometimes Richie will be ‘Nice’ and get mike some cookies and ‘Milk’ but really its a glass of eggnog and Mike will take a big drink and spit it back in the cup “Damn it Richie!” and Richie laugh like its the funniest thing in the whole world
-Richie calls Holly “his little Holly Jolly” all throughout the month of December
-When they were younger Richie would wake Mike up in the middle of the night and convince Mike to go open their presents early.
-The boys pretend that they don’t care about getting the other a present but really they both spend lots of time and money trying get the other the perfect present because they secretly really love each other.
-Mileven and Reddie under the mistletoe. That is all.
-The boys and Nancy use to sneak all around the house together trying to find the presents that there parents bought them. When Nancy got to old for this the boys started bringing Holly along.
-Richie goes to El and picks her brain about what he should get Eddie for Christmas, because they are such good friends. Not that he doesn’t pick her brain about Eddie 365 days of the year.
-The boys both go bankrupt while buying presents for all their friends and they brainstorm for hours trying to figure out what to get them “Hey Rich, do you think Eddie would want a new fanny pack?” “No he already has like five.”
-Once they get all the presents bought for their friends they will compare them and see who’s are better. “Okay first of all Ben is going to like the poetry notebook I got him way more then the stupid New Kids On the Block CD you bought” “No way! And Dustin’s gonna love the Comic book I got him, getting him a new hat was a stupid idea. He wears the same one everyday!”
-The Snowball. Like just imagine the losers and the party all at the Snowball together. Enough said.
Thank you to my best friend @are-you-reddie-for-it for helping with this and for coming up with the best ones on this list!