Ya Know What’s Annoying? Carefully Scrolling For Ages Down A Site Only For It To Go “oh, You Tried

Imagine how differently the fandom would react to Snape’s Worst Memory if his and Lily‘s positions were reversed. Everyone would vilify him if his lips twitched as if to smile when Lily’s bare legs were exposed or if Sev had been the one to say, “Leave her alone,” but had a full convo with Mulciber (our James Potter stand in) instead of using his wand against whoever had strung her upside down in the air. But those are things Lily does and she’s the fandom angel. Is it gender bias? Sexism? The double standards are gross.

(How does it end? Snape goes on to marry “Mulciber“ and they become soul mate goals in the HP fandom?)

I adore his like, panic and fear off going off the line. 😂 just “oh my god, if i do this I’m going to explode or something!”

MO breaking all of his protocols just to clean is literally the best

Does anyone else ship like the love triangle of Draco, Ginny AND Hermione or is this just another of my weird rare ships?? (They all love each other, it’s a fully connected triangle, both the girls love both Draco and each other.)

(Or as I like to call them, the otter, the weasel and the ferret)

psa: if you’re an artist/writer/creator of any kind who posts their work on social media, you will sometimes go a while without posting something new. and you will think, “oh no, I haven’t ceated content for my followers in (x amount of time)! i’m letting them down/will lose followers!”

that’s the devil talking, and you have to punch him and then go about your day

Me to pennyroyal

I started it ages ago as it’s one of mum and dad’s ship things but I never completed it and I only know how the story goes because of many fanfics 😂😂

The book is ALWAYS better than the movie. 

Source: Jane Austen is totally my religion on Facebook

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith…

My brain anytime i get a project and am not made to do it right then and there:

“Okay two options, Do it now and get less stress and more time for fun stuff OR do later and get more stress and less to no time for fun stuff”

Me: I’m definitely doing the first option! Sounds good!

(All time but the last day or minute procrastinated later while constantly reminding myself and at same time forgetting to do thing)

Me: OH! That thing i had to do! Shit!

If the Wiggles - the original Wiggles, Greg, Murray, Anthony, and Jeff - went on tour right now, I would go despite being 22 years old and I feel like I’m not the only adult who would

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die