Advice For Pet Owners From An RVT

Can we PLEASE get a special ep of "Stupid Deaths" on Humphrey's death? I don't care if it's a vid, an animation, even a puppet show, just please! I need to see this!

Imagine how differently the fandom would react to Snape’s Worst Memory if his and Lily‘s positions were reversed. Everyone would vilify him if his lips twitched as if to smile when Lily’s bare legs were exposed or if Sev had been the one to say, “Leave her alone,” but had a full convo with Mulciber (our James Potter stand in) instead of using his wand against whoever had strung her upside down in the air. But those are things Lily does and she’s the fandom angel. Is it gender bias? Sexism? The double standards are gross.

(How does it end? Snape goes on to marry “Mulciber“ and they become soul mate goals in the HP fandom?)

No mother, I’m not being grubby, I’m just going for the beetlejuice aesthetic

(First time using that word so hopefully i used it right!)

It’s 2020 and it’s a crime that there is little to no Lunarry fan art

Okay I’m gonna rant for a second about something I love and that thing I love is Mortal Engines

It absolutely flopped at the box office and I always see people complaining about how the premise (the traction cities) doesn’t make sense, etc. etc. and first off, yeah, the movie doesn’t explain it as well as the books do, that’s fair, but SERIOUSLY? People are willing to suspend belief for all the shit that Marvel and DC do (plus every other superhero movie ever) and enjoy those films, among countless others that have outlandish concepts with little to no explanation, but for some reason people just. Refuse to suspend belief for Mortal Engines long enough to appreciate it.

Because there is so fucking much to appreciate! The world-building is incredible, obviously (even more so in the books). But the themes. Mortal Engines is a fucking commentary on imperialism and colonialism and I don’t understand how people don’t see that?? They don’t see London, a city dominated by a wealthy white elite, literally devouring lower-class cities and not see that? They don’t see London attacking Shan Guo, an alliance of predominantly people of color, and see that? They don’t see Valentine blaming Shan Guo for London not having enough resources and see how it’s a deliberate depiction of racism and scapegoating by a colonial power?

All of these things are visible in the movie. It’s even more apparent in the books (go read the books), but seriously, there is enough of it in the movie to be easily recognizable and it just blows my mind that people fixate so much on how the concept is unrealistic instead of recognizing what an incredible metaphor Reeve built in his tetralogy.

Don’t get me wrong, the movie has plenty of flaws, including lots of changes from the book that I strongly disagree with! But I just wish people would move past their refusal to suspend disbelief long enough to recognize that there’s a lot of really good stuff happening in that film.

Cute idea: Amy creating personal mugs for all the egos.

Can someone explain to me when the marauders stan started getting so delusional, at what point did they create their alternate reality? I have seen that they ship James and regulus, dorcas and lily... but they see it as canon and I am like ¿? Do they know that regulus and dorcas are barely mentioned?

At what point would the marauders have female friends if they were a very selective and closed group, it was noticeable that they were a very selective group and mainly spent time with each other, especially Sirius and James.

They were privileged white boys (except by Remus) who clearly didn't care about others and played pranks on everyone because its funny, James used to spells anyone for fun in the hallways, why would they be interested in being feminists or gay rights activists?.

And at the moment snape bullyng the marauders with his death eaters besties?

It doesn't make sense

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

When Minogue shows up on BBC Ghosts

Alison: Kylie!?

Captain: Yes, Alison?

Alison: No, I mean her. Wait, your name is Kylie?

As Mum and Dad’s ship was known as the SS Pride & Prejudice on the (much missed by me) FictionAlley (so much parent stuff, too young to even know to screenshot..) I would love to see them in a Regency AU or a P&P AU, I would do it myself but I know nothing of the era or how to go about it without blatantly copying the book or others fanfics.

I’ve looked for fanart but there’s nothing beyond the common pairs and while I ship some of them, it’s just not helping.

Just needed to put out a little rant here, that’s it from me. Maybe someday…

I JUST WANT MY PARENTS TO BE TOGETHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!