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Ah yes, the cause of most of dad’s injuries and mum’s stress

Problematíque Request: I'd love Snape + risky experiments. There's a great unfinished WIP where he's a bit of a mad scientist and... iirc, using electricity on himself to see if it affects his magic? I don't know, it was weird and interesting, and it's stuck with me.

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

one of the reasons I love Lunarry is because I feel like once she found out about James and Sirius being bullies, there is no way she would name one of her children after them. 

It’s 2020 and it’s a crime that there is little to no Lunarry fan art

Still love ya however old ya are, Dad. Just be alive when I get home that’s all I ask. 💜🖤💚

(I don’t ship Dad and his own son (Harry)

Professor Snape is 63 now.

He left Hogwarts a long time ago and started taking on apprentices. Being his apprentice is considered a great luck, and many would-be Potions masters dream of being trained by him.

He also has a laboratory, two tabby cats and Potter.

Professor hates 2023.

I can see this happening in like the evening Jane gets home from school and Bert turns to Cec and goes “oh right! It’s night time, we’d have to break in! Let’s wait till the morning!”

*after Bert hears Jane is being bullied*

Bert: Where does this guy live?

Cec: Bert, we’re not going to beat up a little kid.

Bert: Why not?

Cec: Why do you think?

So..I did a thing…looks better in picture than in real life

(Was trying to reblog this from @squibstress’s reblog but tumblr’s not letting me reblog. So I’m trying it this way.)

Poor Mother finding her husband like this. RIP Canon Dad. (Yeesh this has ruined my happy morning but I adore it all the same)

reblog if you ship hookerbell (hook/tink)

just out of curiosity.  i saw an anon (very rudely) tell a friend that no one shipped it.

Like/reblog if you believe Belle French deserved better

My mother doesn’t have a known canonically eye colour! It’s maybe not green as I thought it was (I know Maggie Smith has blue eyes). Some sites say they’re green but then have other info wrong so idk. Gonna take me a while to get past this but then I had a similar crisis over Dad’s eyes and are they black or brown.

Okay, hear me out:

Funko Pops, but it’s the 16 Personalities avatars.

Hello, mum!! Just stopping in say hi!! *head pat*

RB to give Minerva a gentle head-pat.

Can Lunarry/Huna shippers please reblog this post, so we can all find each-other?

psa: if you’re an artist/writer/creator of any kind who posts their work on social media, you will sometimes go a while without posting something new. and you will think, “oh no, I haven’t ceated content for my followers in (x amount of time)! i’m letting them down/will lose followers!”

that’s the devil talking, and you have to punch him and then go about your day

I agree with Dad, I am indeed a problem!

McGonagall: How many kids do you have?

Snape: I don't have kids, I have problems.

If people won’t accept to shipping them than this!!!!!!

Headcannon: Severus and Minerva have a slightly flirtatious friendship. They’ve definitely held hands before, kissed each other on the cheek, like I said before Minerva made Severus dance with her at the Yule Ball. If they’re ever walking the halls doing rounds together, Severus always offers his arm, and Minerva always takes it.

You better deliver those letters, Grandfather or Mum’s gonna take them herself.

Mcgonagall: and this is another 40 letters for number 4 privet drive

Dumbledore: do you really think this is necessary, Minerva.

Mcgonagall: actually, let me multiply them by four hundred.

Dumbledore: Minerva-

Mcgonagall: -and then we can send them through the fireplace.

Dumbledore: Minerva please-

Mcgonagall: on Sunday, so they least expect it.

Dumbledore: I’ll just go and get him

Mcgonagall: it was ten years of abuse Albus, I was right! This is your punishment for leaving him there. Now, mail these letters on a Sunday into their house!

SHHH MUM, DAD LET ME HAVE A KNIFE!!! HE SAID IT’S OK!!!

Snape: What do you have there?

Student: A KNIFE!

Snape: Oh ok.

McGonagall: NO!

Dad, as much as I can’t speak on this topic, LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE AND SLEEP!!!!

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party pigeon

As Mum and Dad’s ship was known as the SS Pride & Prejudice on the (much missed by me) FictionAlley (so much parent stuff, too young to even know to screenshot..) I would love to see them in a Regency AU or a P&P AU, I would do it myself but I know nothing of the era or how to go about it without blatantly copying the book or others fanfics.

I’ve looked for fanart but there’s nothing beyond the common pairs and while I ship some of them, it’s just not helping.

Just needed to put out a little rant here, that’s it from me. Maybe someday…

I JUST WANT MY PARENTS TO BE TOGETHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE!!

Severus McGonagall-Snape x Minerva McGonagall-Snape

My first art in a series of drawing my fictional human ships as my favourite animal! Of course I started with my Parents! Had so much fun doing this! I haven’t drawn in years!

Happy Birthday to my father, the bravest man I know, my inspiration. While it may be a cruel twist of fate that we unintentionally share a birthday, may fate be kinder when bringing me home. Love you and Miss you, Dad! 💜🖤

(Art by Jim Kay)

I just watched the Ghosts Christmas episode and my God was it touching! My favourite episode by far! I adore it!!

Merry Christmas from the muggle side of the McGonagall-Snape family! 💜🖤💚

This needs to be a fanfic! I may write it myself but this has been keeping me up daydreaming with ways this could possibly happen.

My theory for Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder version at least) is that Willy Wonka is actually Charlie Bucket’s dad. You never see “Mr Bucket”. Mr Wonka gives the factory to Charlie in the end - a move that you would make if the person was your kin. I think that Mr Wonka made sure that Charlie got that golden ticket, somehow, just as he made sure that it was only children who got them.

These are just my theories.

Okay I’m gonna rant for a second about something I love and that thing I love is Mortal Engines

It absolutely flopped at the box office and I always see people complaining about how the premise (the traction cities) doesn’t make sense, etc. etc. and first off, yeah, the movie doesn’t explain it as well as the books do, that’s fair, but SERIOUSLY? People are willing to suspend belief for all the shit that Marvel and DC do (plus every other superhero movie ever) and enjoy those films, among countless others that have outlandish concepts with little to no explanation, but for some reason people just. Refuse to suspend belief for Mortal Engines long enough to appreciate it.

Because there is so fucking much to appreciate! The world-building is incredible, obviously (even more so in the books). But the themes. Mortal Engines is a fucking commentary on imperialism and colonialism and I don’t understand how people don’t see that?? They don’t see London, a city dominated by a wealthy white elite, literally devouring lower-class cities and not see that? They don’t see London attacking Shan Guo, an alliance of predominantly people of color, and see that? They don’t see Valentine blaming Shan Guo for London not having enough resources and see how it’s a deliberate depiction of racism and scapegoating by a colonial power?

All of these things are visible in the movie. It’s even more apparent in the books (go read the books), but seriously, there is enough of it in the movie to be easily recognizable and it just blows my mind that people fixate so much on how the concept is unrealistic instead of recognizing what an incredible metaphor Reeve built in his tetralogy.

Don’t get me wrong, the movie has plenty of flaws, including lots of changes from the book that I strongly disagree with! But I just wish people would move past their refusal to suspend disbelief long enough to recognize that there’s a lot of really good stuff happening in that film.