Messedupcookiejar - Alex/MiScha

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

I think I wanna write a highschool AU with Stalker Touya and Yandere Tenko. Both are madly in love with each other but cannot tell the other.

Touya just stalks his crush and has a secret collection in his closet. Everything devoted to his secret lover. He always makes sure he knows where he is, going as far as putting a tracker in his school bag in secret. And taking pictures of his only one. He collects them and kisses them, making sure to treat them like his dearest treasure. He also keeps everything he can possibly steal from his sweetheart. And he is sickly obsessed with leaving a mark/marks on him to show that he is his and that Tenko would have something on him the entire time, a memory.

And Tenko is a batshit insane yandere. He has a secret poison garden in his own real one. Beside strawberry and mint is a nice and big plant of nightshade. And he has a secret mushroom stack hidden. He collected them in the forest and cultivated them. He makes sure no one thinks badly about his one and only. He makes sure that whoever gives him a dirty eye or acts too friendly with him gets kidnapped and is "convinced" to change their mind. Tenko also has a massive blood, knife and rope kink.

I hope you have this mental picture of me every time Tomura shows up in a new chapter

Hero ranking system implies Villain ranking system

LOV incorrect quotes

shigaraki: you.. you said i could trust you!!

shigaraki: you said you were a GAMER!!!

spinner: shigaraki... i only play mobile games.

shigaraki: NOOOOO!!!!

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toga: if dabi and i were drowning, who would you save?

shigaraki: you two can't swim?

toga: it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?

shigaraki: my time and effort.

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toga, shooing dabi away: can you go be depressed over there? you're bumming out my whole area.

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dabi, season 6: i'm hot, i'm tall, i'm gay, and i'm in my theatre kid arc

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toga, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with seven expresso shots?

dabi, standing behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine.

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shigaraki, high: the best part of an oreo is the cookie, not the frosting. deal with it.

dabi, also high: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side.

spinner: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie

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toga: ow!

shigaraki: what's wrong?

toga: i have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

shigaraki: it's called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.

The Next Generation Delivery Vehicle that the USPS ordered is legit the most fucked up thing you'll ever see in your life.

Die temu ad die

look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good