Oh? Do you have an example of those thirst/pining texts?
Tomura: I am going to kill myself
Spinner: It's 6:43 in the morning what the fuck could he have done this time that's got you contemplating death and waking me up?
Spinner: If you tell me you had a dream or something I'm gonna stab you myself and you won't have to worry about suicide.
Tomura: I went down to the gym to train, and I heard water and saw a lot of steam coming out of the locker room. Went in and heard the showers running but all the lights were off. I figured someone might have forgotten to turn them off or something and he was just. In the shower. Fully clothed, drenched, leaning back against the tiles.
Tomura: He was so hot the steam was all coming from /him/. His eyes were practically glowing.
Spinner: and I'm sure that his soaking wet white t-shirt had nothing to do with your current thirst.
Tomura: No, that was definitely a contributing factor. Have you seen his chest?
Tomura: Also you owe me ¥2000, his nipples ARE pierced. He said he was going back out to train. He didn't even dry off because he's evaporating the water. I have to kill myself because if I go back out there and have to watch him train dripping wet I'm going to do something else stupid.
Spinner: at this point I am literally begging you to just go out and ask him to fuck. I cannot deal with this shit anymore. Just fucking rip off the band-aid dude.
Tomura: ....
Tomura: you're right
Spinner: wait, shit, really???
...
Spinner: I DO NOT want details, but did you actually fuck???
Spinner: Seriously, Shig, it's been like 4 hours and no one has seen either of you all day????
Tomura: We didn't fuck.
Tomura: I went out to talk to him and barely got a word out before he collapsed. We're with Ujiko. Dabi apparently is suffering from mild heat stroke, exhaustion, and dehydration. He's on an IV and got a mild sedative to sleep. I'll text the others about the meeting, but we probably won't be back until later tonight or tomorrow.
Spinner: shit, yeah, okay. I hope he feels better soon
Spinner: he works too hard, you both do. You know that the rest of us are here to help if you guys just loosen up a bit, yeah?
Tomura: I know, thank you.
Tomura: He is very cute when he sleeps tho
[Tomura has sent a picture]
Spinner: no, nope, I know you're in love with him but that it some creepy shit dude, even for villains
[Tomura has deleted a picture]
Spinner: it's also creepy if you sit at his bedside and watch him sleep all day.
Tomura: from what I understand, it's very normal for friends and family to stay by someone's side if they're in the hospital. Since he won't tell us about himself, we're the closest thing he has as far as we know. I'm staying
Spinner: Creep
Tomura: I've been called worse
Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.
Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*
Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.
Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*
Me: NO
I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!
What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍
In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.
Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.
You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?
This is that moment for me.
I can cook a bit. I wouldn't starve but it would be monotone after a while
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
Tomura randomly asking Dabi for an "inspirational titty pic" because Dabi flaunts them out for everyone to see anyway. His outfits get sluttier with every season so that Tomura can gaze upon the goodies more often.
Hell nah, I'd like to be killed at the spawn point
Guy who is pregnant but doesn't know what monster is the other father
Probably karma for writing so much Tomura mpreg
You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!
Remember to show this to all your friends :)
oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.
Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)
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