“but What If I’m Being Annoying :(“ Everyone’s Annoying Dipshit It Came Free With Fucking Being

Joke of the day.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

what

employee of the month

star treatment 🎲🌟🎬

Tbh I first thought you posted about Shigadabi and not yourself. And now I can't get it out of my head. Like they get secretly married, and Tomura sometimes slips up.

Tomura: Oh, Dabi? Yeah, he is my boyfriend, you got a problem with that?

Dabi in the background now moving quickly to Tomura: You liar! You lying bastard! How could you!

Tomura: What!?

Dabi: Are you firing me! Am I worth that little to you? Do you even care about me?

Tomura: What do you mean? What is happening?

Dabi: You... bastard! *acts like he faints like those ladies I'm old Hollywood movies*

And Tomura has to catch him and Dabi is only awaked by true love's calling aka. Tomura apologize and calling him his husband.

Vice versa, it's just Dabi bot approving of Tomura or not being satisfied with something he did, so he calls him his boyfriend again. Tomura has been denounced a rank, and he is pissy about it. Because he's a gamer, and that is a direct attack to his honor and abilities.

Anytime me and my husband accidentally refer to each other as “boyfriend/girlfriend” the other gasps loudly and says “I’ve been demoted?” or “I dropped a rank?” or “Am I fired????”

Made an arcane fan animation hehe

Noodle the explorer

My almost 3 year old baby ball python in the garden getting some nice sunlight

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

Spinner gets special permission to go into Dabi’s hospital room and read the League of Villains book he wrote to him.

Dabi: “Why’d you make me sound like such an asshole?”

Spinner: “… I’m quoting you directly.”