Eyeshadow

Tbh I first thought you posted about Shigadabi and not yourself. And now I can't get it out of my head. Like they get secretly married, and Tomura sometimes slips up.

Tomura: Oh, Dabi? Yeah, he is my boyfriend, you got a problem with that?

Dabi in the background now moving quickly to Tomura: You liar! You lying bastard! How could you!

Tomura: What!?

Dabi: Are you firing me! Am I worth that little to you? Do you even care about me?

Tomura: What do you mean? What is happening?

Dabi: You... bastard! *acts like he faints like those ladies I'm old Hollywood movies*

And Tomura has to catch him and Dabi is only awaked by true love's calling aka. Tomura apologize and calling him his husband.

Vice versa, it's just Dabi bot approving of Tomura or not being satisfied with something he did, so he calls him his boyfriend again. Tomura has been denounced a rank, and he is pissy about it. Because he's a gamer, and that is a direct attack to his honor and abilities.

Anytime me and my husband accidentally refer to each other as “boyfriend/girlfriend” the other gasps loudly and says “I’ve been demoted?” or “I dropped a rank?” or “Am I fired????”

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

the secret to writing good smut that doesn't feel like you're just repeating the same words for junk and fucking over and over is to spend your effort writing about everything happening around the sex and everything happening inside the heads of the people having sex and before you know it you have four paragraphs of introspection and two paragraphs describing the space and it's okay to use the word cock again

Shackle her mortal body and weak mind with your words

THIS bitch 

how to startle ur doctor

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The League is eating ice cream like after Tomura was stuffed into that tube for his Nomu upgrade. His nerves and brain are still not entirely okay.

Tomura: *blowing on the ice*

Dabi: What the FUK are you doing?

Tomura: I don't know....my brain...food...

Dabi just straight up laughs at him until he gets a brain freeze from eating his too fast. And he complains about it and is basically just creating his own drama show.

Tomura: There there... *shoulder pats with half hand half machine hand*

Dabi: motherfucking ice cream *offended on a personal level*

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

Hey Shiggy don't insult him like that, you are a fruit too.

You ever struggle so hard to peel an orange and then once you're finished somebody offers you a knife?