I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I love how his expression gets more sinister with every panel. At first soft sweet guy and then crazy murderer
Light my guy what did you think would happen
[Image description: A three-panel comic of Light from Death Note in the format of the “no take. only throw” dog meme. Panel 1 reads: “Please kill L?” Panels 2 & 3 read: “No dead L. Only kill.” End ID]
That is something Spinner would do for sure to make sure he gets an alright job. Cause what company/person wants to be told they are worse than the League.
Spinner: If you don’t want to hire me because of my criminal record - fine. But for being a lizard?
Spinner: You know I was in the League of Villains, right?
HR: Is that a threat?
Spinner: Oh no, just a point of comparison. Congratulations. Your workplace is less inclusive than the League of Villains.
HR: …
Spinner: You are more racist than ALL FOR ONE.
HR: 😰
Spinner: I feel sorry for you.
My man Homer is about to drop The Iliad 2.0 with the kind of lying, betrayal, love, and death that is about to happen. A whole war and the destruction of either the Naga or the Harpy over a simple thing. A little egg. But this little egg is a symbol of annihilation and blood. The skies shall turn the crimson shade of the dead while the entire flora and fauna shall be drowned in the hot blood of sworn enemies.
Disclaimer: They are adults as they are in the finale, nothing graphic about their conceiving of reader is smutty. Also, biologically inaccurate
-These two noodle bois met due to an arranged partnership between their higher ranking clan members and they quickly grew close to another, despite Bakugou’s firecracker personality (Note: Bakugou is more aligned with his better fanon counterpart rather than canon) -During the eventual mating ceremony, they quickly became official mates and united their group together. Much to their clan’s delight and enthusiasm. -Both Izuku and Bakugou had their strengths and made an excellent couple -Although trouble had risen when it came to getting a clutch. They tried everything, ranging from a different diet change to temperature, still nothing -Till one day when Izuku had shared news of his and Bakugou’s single egg had breached their clan. Everyone was naturally excited, now they would have a leader and Izuku’s legacy would live on! -Then something terrible happened, a lone, rouge harpy had swooped in and stolen the egg from the naga parents. Despite Bakudeku’s efforts, their hatchling was stolen away. -The parents mourned the loss of ever knowing their hatchling, the clan mourned the loss of their family member -It wasn’t till Kirishima had seen something completely unexpected. A green haired baby, with cinnamon red eyes, peeking down at him from a harpy clan’s nest.. Shigaraki’s clan’s nest
The drama is palpable, that’s for sure
@messedupcookiejar
Had to draw the two Nagas. Really bad on my newspaper I was reading.
@palesweetscherryblossom
I’ve decided to give a more updated physical description of our lovely snek friends. As well their methods of attack
Shigaraki is still a rattlesnake but his scales are the same shade of his pretty blue hair. His rattle and low, raspy laugh is synonymous with death and suffering. Professional hunters have advised to not hunt Shigaraki down.
His venom acts like his quirk in canon, but the process is much more slow and grueling. Shigaraki prefers to coil around his victims and slowly strangle the life out of them. The last thing his victims see, is his sick, twisted grin.
Shigaraki also has the ability of hypnosis, kinda like Kaa from the Jungle Book. The two have one thing in common, they both enjoy toying and playing with their food.
If Shiggy is feeling merciful or impatient enough, he’ll give a healthy dose of venom or simply break his victim’s neck.
He’s not picky. He likes keeping little trinkets of his most.. troublesome kills. Shigaraki adorns a necklace carrying skeleton fingers and jaguar teeth.
Dabi is now a Blue insularis pit viper, a gorgeous blue viper. The sound of scales sliding across the forest floors and the sight of haunting yet beautiful blue eyes is synonymous with Dabi.
His tail used to be so pretty but is now mixed with those gnarly purple scars. Unlike Shigaraki, Dabi is purposefully alluring and cryptic with his intentions but, everyone ends up the same.
Unlike Shigaraki, who is absolutely sadistic in every sense of the word, Dabi prefers getting on with the process.
He bites down onto his victim, watching his victim slowly die from the toxic and almost burning like sensation it gives, if he’s feeling impatient enough, he’ll simply but swiftly snap its neck.
Piercings connect his burnt and normal skin, he also has sharp claws as well. Perfect for shredding up meat for his hatchling.
All in all, unless you’re Reader Chan, no one is spared from their wrath.
(Not completely accurate to their biological snakes but who cares, it’s fictional.)
@thecuriousquest
@yanderefangirl
@messedupcookiejar
@bluefang1
some shigaraki practice
Tbh, I am very curious about the Floatyknife story. I mean, it sounds rather cute, and I am already very invested. They would be absolutely adorable. But maybe don't make the Yuri too doomed? Like very very angsty and doom like, but at the end, they undoomed Toga from the narrative and the wedding is back on?
Just like the Beauty and the Beast with Shigadabi. I can already imagine Kurogiri as the candle holder, very fancy. Very nice. And maybe Magne as the teapot? And instead of the teacups being her children, they are her little siblings? So, literal Big Sis. And Toga is a teacup as well. So adorable. And Toya and Tomura would definitely bond over being rejected from society.
But I'd be very interested in which versions of the stories you'll base this little Au thing on? Like the Little Mermaid can either be cute and all or very traumatic.
So, recently I’ve been thinking about doing some MHA ship fics based on some of my favorite fantasy movies/stories
Current ideas are: Tododeku based on the Little Mermaid
Shigadabi based on Beauty and the Beast
And Togachako based on Labyrinth
Is this something you guys would be interested in? These fics will be on my AO3 btw
I believe with my whole heart, I would have gotten diagnosed correctly as a child if the questions were better and there was no bias along mental illness and stereotyping everything. Like depression is not just a person dressed in all black or the content of who is more allowed to be tired. Or that Adhd is just a running around kid thag can't calm down or autism is just a little white boy who is great in math.
Also the fuck shit with control groups is insane. For example, if the question was if killing a cat was okay and the "healthy" control group was like yeah then it would be absolutely acceptable, and you are insane for not doing that. The concept of "healthy" control groups is sometimes insane to me when there is nothing "unhealthy" about the other group.
I feel like I would have been diagnosed with OCD a lot earlier if the vast majority of screening questions (for mental illnesses in general) weren't based on the person's perception of their own behavior, in isolation. and what i mean by that is asking someone with OCD "do you wash your hands excessively?" is not a good question.
a person with OCD believes they are washing their hands the correct number of times. it's not excessive. we believe we're exhibiting best practices and helping to keep everything clean.
better questions might be, "does it seem like you wash your hands a lot more than your friends or family?" "do you get dry patches or cuts on your hands from washing your hands?" "do you find it deeply distressing, more so than how you've seen other people react, when you get something on your hands that you can't clean off right away?"
being asked "are you overly preoccupied with bugs, symmetry, and contamination?" also got "no" responses from me years ago in my life. what they didn't ask for, and didn't know, was what *exactly* I was doing in my day to day life that genuinely ate up my time and mental space to a concerning degree, but I *didn't know* that other people don't do this.
"do you spend a lot of time cleaning?" -> no, it's not a lot. it's a good amount. why?
"do you become frustrated because it seems like no one else meets your organizational and cleanliness standards - do you often 'take over' for other people because they can't do it right - do new friends seem surprised by how strict you can be about your living space?" -> oh. yeah. yeah I get it now.
Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)
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