Tomura, Waking Up In The Hospital: You’re Holding My Hand.

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

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10 months ago

I know that may just be my opinion, but I also think it has to do something with the covers. At least when I compare it to older books aka ones my mom has.

If I would go in a bookstore today a lot of covers don't particularly look like they fit the vibe of the book. I don't wanna namedrop names, but I think if a story has hardcore shut you shouldn't put a pastel colored cover on it with cartoon flowers ect. Like my mother's book who had smit often showed two people kissing sensually half naked. Or one person being half naked. That's how you usually know. Today that does not count anymore because most books have the "mature" cover or "child-like" cover and it does not reflect what is in the book as much as it wished.

I mean we say, don't judge a book by its cover, but we should. There cover should reflect the vibe of the book. If it's about blood, murder, cannibalism, revenge and sex or if it's about coming of age stories or self discovery without too hard topics.

Please don't give smit books nice flower pastel covers. You know what I am talking about. Don't make adult books look like children books.

How fast smut has inflitrated books, mostly bestsellers aimed at young girls and young adults is very concerning. Back in the day it was mostly just to be found in fanfics and doujinshis and stuff like that and frowned upon by the public.

Now the consens has shifted to being completely fine with hardcore stuff put in fantasy books and the like with no warning whatsoever on the covers. This is absolutely irresponsible from the publishers.

I don't wanna name names, but it's definitely the fault of booktok and how smut has infiltrated any form of mainstream media.

Booktok was a mistake.


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1 year ago
All of the images except for the last are set on a white background. The only thing in each image is Crowley as some species of snake and a speech bubble coming from Aziraphale who is off screen.   Image #1 - Aziraphale: "I'm sorry you're bored Crowley, but glaring isn't going to make me shelve books any faster." Crowley is in his typical snake form (red-bellied black snake) and curled up. He looks very grumpy and his tongue is hanging out. He's glaring in the direction of Aziraphale.
Image #2 - Aziraphale: "Nor will staring."  Crowley is a bluntheaded tree snake. He's close up and staring at the viewer with enormous bug eyes that are pointing in the opposite direction. His tongue hangs out limply and he looks quite dumb.
Image #3 - Aziraphale: "Or playing dead." Crowley is an eastern hognose snake. He is curled up on his back with his tongue hanging out dramatically like hognose snakes do to protect themselves. His eyes have little "Xs" on them.
Image #4 - Aziraphale: "...Good lord." Crowley is an arabian sand boa which is what a snake might look like if you asked a child to draw you a snake. They are the same width for their length of their entire bodies and their eyes are very small and sit on top of their heads and point in opposite directions. Crowley is staring blankly at nothing.
Image #5 - Aziraphale: "CROWLEY! That egg is for my breakfast!" Crowley is an African egg eating snake. He has his jaw completely unhinged and has an entire egg in his mouth. His head is almost a perfect circle. His expression is a combination of stubborn defiance and sheer stupidity. His eyes are angry looking but his pupils are pointed in complete  opposite directions which lessens the effect.
Image #6 - Aziraphale: "Are you pleased with yourself? Well guess what Mister - " Crowley is still an African egg eater. He has finished eating the egg and is laying on his side with the massive egg in his stomach. He looks very smug and pleased. His head is resting on the ground and his tongue hangs out limply.
Image #7 - Closeup shot of the front steps of the bookshop. There is a carboard box with holes in it on the steps. Aziraphale has written: "Free! To a loving home. <3" and Muriel has drawn a cute little snake on the box and written "by Muriel!"  Crowley is inside the box and he is now an eastern diamondback rattlesnake. The only parts of him that are visible are his two yellow eyes, each peering through a hole and his tail which is coming through a third hole. His tail is raised and he is shaking his rattle menacingly.

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍
What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will? 🐍

This is that moment for me.

9 months ago

🎶Last song I listened to: Joyride from Kesha. I have always been a huge Kesha fan, and I am glad that she is back and, in a way better condition.

📺Currenlty watching: Kusuriya no Hitorigoto, I'm a little late to the game, but I really like the show. It could drop the romantic aspect and still be a banger, which is amazing

🌶Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Definitely spicy. I love spicy food as much as I can. Though my stomach doesn't like it sometimes.

❤️Relationship status: Single but in a complicated position. I want to, but the cards say no chance.

😍Current obsession: Biblically accurate Sunday. I love Sunday from Honkai Starrails and I can't wait to see and update to his morals or even personality. Though I prefer my birdiness manipulative and smug.

Some people I would like to get to know better(no pressure):

@cecil-is-an-eldrich-deity @satancopilotsmytardis @lex752 @lyss-sketchbox @randumfandums @deadboyswalking

9 people I'd like to get to know better

tagged by @charliextea

🎶 Last song I listened to: Loser Baby from Hazbin Hotel

📺 Currently watching: The Olympics! (Specifically Tuesday's shooting competition, with the Turkish guy)

🌶️ Sweet/Savory/Spicy?: Hmmm sweet. I like baked goods.

❤️ Relationship status: Single, so very single -sigh-

🤩 Current obsession: Hazbin Hotel. The demons have eaten my brain

Tagging: @damadipicche @greentealycheejelly @when-did-this-become-difficult @icanbeyourriver @grownupchangeling @m4lexxx67 @graygatsby @youremyfriend-youremymission @biblionaturalist

1 year ago
Ah Yes, Colors. My Biggest Enemy And The Reason I Want To Rip My Hair Out. So Many Names.

Ah yes, colors. My biggest enemy and the reason I want to rip my hair out. So many names.

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Found This On Twitter, So I Thought, Why Not Posting It Here And Doing A Tag Game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

Found This On Twitter, So I Thought, Why Not Posting It Here And Doing A Tag Game 😊

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

11 months ago

“This reads like fanfiction (it feels like it was written by a preteen, and most of such things posted publicly are fanfic)” vs “This reads like fanfiction (it has a focus on character and relationships, like the style of a lot of modern fanfic)” vs “This reads like fanfiction (it keeps referencing people and events with the assumption that the audience is already familiar with them, like how fanfic doesn’t need to rehash the source material)”

10 months ago
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”
“I Don’t Know What My Goals Are, No. Thanks For Asking.”

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

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Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)

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