He Needs A Lot Of Rest Before The Big Season Premiere

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

This is that moment for me.

you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.

I'm trying to prove a point to my brain: Reblog if you think fanfiction does not need sex to be good.

There is a trend I’ve noticed that smut fics tend to be much more popular than anything else and honestly I just want to have something to look at to remind myself and that writing doesn’t have to have sex to be worth putting out into the community.

Yonic dish found in NY

Friends to lovers with characters as parents

I quite like this one, a nice combo for lots of domestic fluff and misunderstandings with angst

tag your results!

The League is eating ice cream like after Tomura was stuffed into that tube for his Nomu upgrade. His nerves and brain are still not entirely okay.

Tomura: *blowing on the ice*

Dabi: What the FUK are you doing?

Tomura: I don't know....my brain...food...

Dabi just straight up laughs at him until he gets a brain freeze from eating his too fast. And he complains about it and is basically just creating his own drama show.

Tomura: There there... *shoulder pats with half hand half machine hand*

Dabi: motherfucking ice cream *offended on a personal level*

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

That is something Spinner would do for sure to make sure he gets an alright job. Cause what company/person wants to be told they are worse than the League.

Spinner: If you don’t want to hire me because of my criminal record - fine. But for being a lizard?

Spinner: You know I was in the League of Villains, right?

HR: Is that a threat?

Spinner: Oh no, just a point of comparison. Congratulations. Your workplace is less inclusive than the League of Villains.

HR: …

Spinner: You are more racist than ALL FOR ONE.

HR: 😰

Spinner: I feel sorry for you.