Mfhoe

i got better after eating chicken noodle soup for seven straight days, had the flu even while still going to work. i’m better now eeeekkkk :’)

my head hurts edhdhsjsj

me turning the brightness down on my phone screen just to save the battery life is a habit of mine’s. hahahahahahaha, anyone else? no?

me: “ew. you’re such a filthy whore!”

me to me: “i’m his filthy whore though. ❤️”

omg. it’s late and i’m fantasizing about my husband’s dick all over again. i-iiii really need to stop obsessing all over it. ew, i’m such a whore. but wait, wait.

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

“my love language is you stalking my tumblr”

bro, i stalk my own tumblr. no ty lmao