Mi1kyyy - Pittoo

When you wanna be subtle about holding hands but-

Hi~

After your last post I decided to revisit your rules and just so happend to see that you liked to write for the lovely diluc.

Might I request a reader teasing him with a remote control vibrator? Other details of when, where, how long and how mean the reader is, is completely up to you!

Love your work, and keep well!! <3

- A diluc loving anon

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ warnings . . . mature content. dom! gn! reader. vibrator in public. jealous reader (ft. donna).

diluc thought he had gotten used to your antics by now, but this was something entirely new, something so very exciting. "diluc, did you put it in properly? like how i showed you before?" you ask, leaning into him so only he could hear you. with a slight blush, he nods, hoping it wasn't obvious the way he walked a little funnier than usual. "good boy, if we don't get taught, i'll give you a reward, okay?"

eager for a reward, diluc takes up the challenge with a small nod. and thus, his shift at angels share began.

you were quiet, almost eerily so, and it sent diluc on edge more than if you were more chatty and teasing— just what were you planning? it made his stomach churn in excitement once again.

it wasn't until donna came walking in, staring infatuatedly at him, that you started up the vibrator placed nicely in him. his eyes widened a fraction, cheeks turning a bright red as he looked at you in shock. now? why now? he tried to find some sort of changing variable only to come up with nothing— how oblivious he could be.

"hello, diluc~" donna sung out, sitting right next to you, which only made you bite back a smirk. "oh wow, you look so red! are you feeling okay?" she asked, batting her lashes. diluc struggled to answer, settling for a 'hmph' and looking away with his usual aloofness. "wow," donna sighed as diluc walked away, "he's so amazing- isn't he?" she turned to you.

you hum, thinking back on all the ways you've fucked him; pulling orgasm after orgasms out of him, bending him in impossible positions, making him sob and beg. yes, he was truly amazing.

you turn it up higher and watch from the corner of your eye as he tenses, face flushing even more as he looks around, wondering is anybody caught sight of the boner he was sporting. he came back, handing you your drink and you smile, touching his hand. "ah, diluc, i was wondering, are you single?" he looks at you in confusion, before glancing at donna and realizing. oh. oh, you were jealous.

"i'm... taken." he clears his throat, "if you'll- hah!" you turn the vibrator up sharply, his legs giving out on him as he falls to the ground behind the bar, his hands tugging on his apron to better hide the cum that seeps through his pants. fuck. fuck. a wet patch if even beginning to form on the apron from how much he just came.

you get up calmly and walk behind the counter, bending down and wrapping an arm around him. "oh yeah, that's right, you're with me." your eyes flick over to donna, who's leaning over the counter and watching you two in shock. you smile ever-so-condescendingly as you show her a remote— she's quick to connect the dots and gasp, blushing intensely as she looks elsewhere. satisfied, you look back at diluc and brush some of his hair out of his face.

"it seems we might have to close early tonight, don't you think?"

CLYDE BDAY CLYDE BDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DINGUS BOYY

SOUTH PARK MASTERLIST

It may not be mentioned on all the writings, but every character is aged up for NSFW content!!

Kyle Broflovski

Kyle x reader NSFW headcanons

Kyle x apathetic, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader before dating headcanons 

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kyle

Kyle’s yandere laugh

 Kyle x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere Kyle x reader nsfw headcanons

Kyle x reader holding hands imagine

Kyle x reader horny in public headcanons

Kyle x Christian, reader oneshot

Kyle x reader confession headcanons

Kyle x reader cuddling headcanons

Kyle x reader first time headcanons

Kyle x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kyle x reader general headcanons

Stan Marsh

Stan x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Stan

Stan x reader kissing headcanons

Yandere stan x reader nsfw oneshot

Stan x reader holding hands imagine 

Stan x reader horny in public headcanons

Stan x reader confession headcanons

Stan x reader cuddling headcanons

Stan x reader first time headcanons

Stan x insomniac, reader headcanons

Kenny McCormick

Kenny x reader NSFW headcanons

What it’s like hiding from yandere Kenny

Mysterion x reader headcanons

Yandere, kenny x reader headcanons 

Kenny x reader kissing headcanons

Kenny x reader general headcanons 

Kenny x reader holding hands imagine 

Kenny x reader horny in public headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig poly headcanons

Kenny x reader x Mysterion headcanons

Yandere Mysterion x reader headcanons

Kenny x reader confession headcanons

Kenny x reader cuddling headcanons

Kenny x reader x Tweek x Craig comforting headcanons

Yandere, Mysterion x reader smut oneshot

Kenny x reader first time headcanons

Kenny x insomniac, reader headcanons

Craig Tucker

Pastor Craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek park one

Craig x reader NSFW headcanons 

Craig x reader kissing headcanons

Craig x reader holding hands imagine 

Craig x reader horny in public headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Craig x reader cuddling headcanons

Craig x reader general headcanons

Craig x Tweek x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Yandere Craig x reader headcanons with NSFW

Craig x reader first time headcanons

Tweek Tweak

Pastor craig x succubus reader x imp Tweek part one

Tweek x reader NSFW headcanons

Imp Tweek x reader summoning oneshot 

Imp Tweek x reader headcanons 

Tweek x reader kissing headcanons 

Tweek x careless, distracted reader headcanons

Yandere tweek x reader nsfw headcanons 

Tweek x reader holding hands imagine 

Tweek x reader horny in public headcanons

Tweek x apathetic, reader headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny poly headcanons

Tweek x reader cuddling headcanons

Tweek x reader general headcanons

Tweek x Craig x reader x Kenny comforting headcanons

Leopold Butters Stotch

Butters x reader before dating headcanons

Butters x reader NSFW headcanons

Butters x reader kissing headcanons 

Butters x reader general headcanons

Butters x reader cuddling head canons

Butters x reader first time headcanons

Butters x insomniac, reader headcanons

Clyde Donavan

Clyde x reader NSFW headcanons 

Clyde x reader holding hands imagine

Clyde x apathetic, reader headcanons

Clyde x reader cuddling headcanons

Clyde x reader general headcanons

Scott Malkinson

Scott x sweet, patient reader headcanons

Scott x reader general headcanons

Jimmy Valmer

Jimmy x reader before dating headcanons

Jimmy x reader general headcanons

Damien Thorn

Damien x distracted, reader headcanons 

Eric Cartman

Eric x reader before dating headcanons 

Eric x reader NSFW headcanons

Eric x reader horny in public headcanons

Eric x reader confession headcanons

Eric x reader cuddling headcanons

Eric x insomniac, reader headcanons

Goth kids

Goth kids x reader that wears black

Goth kids x reader NSFW headcanons

Token Black

Token x tired, reader

Toke x reader cuddling headcanons

Wendy Testaburger

Wendy x nonbinary lesbian 

Heidi Turner

Heidi x nonbinary lesbian

Bebe Stevens 

Bebe x nonbinary lesbian

arent they just the cutest couple

beat beat beat Bye! Beat beat beat in New York I milly rock

They zooming

Craig x Tweek x reader x Clyde | South Park poly headcanons

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Warnings/genre: Fluff, polyamorous relationship, romantic, judging/bullying by Cartman

A/N: IVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE ONE THESE POLY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS IN SO LONG LIKE HHH

Also gotta thank my friend for suggesting these characters, ily /p

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• PROTECTIVE BOYFRIENDS™️

• When I say protective boyfriends, I LITERALLY MEAN IT

• Especially Craig and Clyde

• They're both so fkn protective over each other like ????

• Clyde would be like "If someone lays a finger on any of you, tell me immediately, I will beat them up with my fits." And then Craig is like "Agreed, same."

• You and Tweek is just like uhhh 😀

• No but seriously

• They care so much about you, and is always worried if something might happen

• You gotta reassure them by giving them kisses and stuff 🙄 /hj

• I feel like Tweek would always bring coffee to all of you, just as a way of affection

• His parents would also be like "Oh! And bring these snacks with you as well, I bet they'll like them!"

• Clyde is always so flirty and goofy with you all the time

• Sometimes you both would have flirting competitions

• Though, Clyde tends to win most of the times-

• He'd get so flustered if you won though like !!!

• He'd be red as a tomato, no joke

• Sometimes Craig joins for fun, and he would of course win which would make both of you a flustered mess

• Also you guys sometimes flirts with Tweek a lot to make him embarrassed hehe

• I feel like all of you would develop a habit of flipping people off because of Craig

• You think it's funny even though you might end up in trouble

• Cartman would def be judging and bullying you guys like saying

"Is it considered cheating?" "You guys are so weird what the fuck" "You're not allowed to be in a relationship with three people!"

• But you guys just ignore him, or else Craig and Clyde would try to kick some sense into him

• Either way though, the relationship would be so cute!

• I feel like Clyde would be A MASTER at comforting

• If any of you ever felt sad, he's there for you

• Would try to crack some jokes to make you feel better

• Craig is also a good comforter

• He's always there if you need anything

• Would Literally drop everything just to help you out

• Tweek in the other hand would feel a bit anxious and nervous, but would still try to comfort you somehow!

• He'd learn you some methods of calming down, at least what would help him whenever he had a breakdown

• Craig and Clyde would try to talk you through it all while Tweek would sit beside you and give you lots of affection

• THEY ALL LOVE SHOWERING YOU IN AFFECTION!

• Would attack you with kisses, hugs, compliments, cuddles etc. whenever they can

• Loves just hanging out together at one of their homes and just chilling and gossiping about anything while perhaps cuddling

• I'd like to think that you and Tweek are in the middle, while Craig is on Tweeks side and Clyde is on yours

• It always changes though, like Clyde and Tweek in the middle instead because I feel like Tweek prefers being the small spoon

• Definitely would also have a bunch of sleepovers

• I get the feeling that Clyde would make everything so much funnier and stuff

• Like he's always full of ideas and stuff, it never gets boring without him

• Idk why but I hc that Craig is really good at baking and cooking and gives me malewife vibes

• So he would make the snacks and food during sleepovers, and would also ask some of you if you wanted to help

• Also Tweek is good at making drinks

• I mean, his parents does own a coffee shop

• Would come up with new drinks all the time from his parents shop, and would really like you guys to try it!

• He gets so happy when y'all compliment and praises him. It calms down his nerves

• He's always in a better mood the moment he sees you guys

• *Cough* Also you all probably made a long ass Spotify playlist together *COUGH*

• They're just the best dudes out there and is so fun to be with Istg

• It lowkey makes me jealous of how perfect this couple is 😭

Relief

If Tweek got pass his 20’s so can I-

I’ve got a couple of ideas after watching the special so hopefully I’ll make something out of them.

HE'S MY LITTLE IDIOT HE'S JIST A LITTLE GUY