Two Art Pieces (yay) [also Tw:; Rant]

Of course I agree everyone agrees right/hj

but in all seriousness there is never a day I do not think about them they are the best duo ever

anyways mepad and toilets duos underrated and its actually really sweet in my opinion

EYE phone AU: 'EYE' miss your face *insert knee slap here* (disclaimer: I like Toilet but Mephone is an unreliable narrator so he'll be called mean names sorry)

Mephone waited patiently for the contestants by Mepad, standing nervously behind them. It was slightly humiliating, but it was better than the contestants knowing about the situation.

" MISTAH PHONNNNNEEEEEEEE" the annoying voice of Toilet screamed loudly right next to the two electronics. Mephone groaned internally.

"MISTA PHONEE, OH YOU'VE NEW GONE SO LONG WHERE-" "Not no- not now, Toilet. Get me so- some wires ASAP." Toilet stopped, it was obvious he wanted to ask more questions, but instead the toilet for once acted wise and called out that he wouldn't let Mephone down and most likely ran off considering the brief silence.

He could hear distant voices, and knew it had to be his contestants, and they sounded like they were getting closer. Mephone braced himself as the voices were now close enough to be understood.

"Mephone! Where have you been? You disappeared after telling us we were in danger! What's the danger? Can we stop it? Are you back because you stopped it? And why are you hiding behind Mepad???"

" I... "

What.

The contestants were in danger? That was terrible! Think of the lawsuits! ('Think of the contestants wellbeing.')

And he was gone for a couple days? Why? What was he doing?

Why couldn't he remember anything anymore? What was going on anymore??? How did he get the crack??? Where had he gone???

Mephone started speaking to the contestants, trying his best to stay calm.

"Everything is - every - ever - fine and my assistant Mepad here will be here to tell you how everything is - Assistant -fine and there is no need to wo- worr- worry, right Mepad? Everything's - mepad - normal! " Was his crack really causing this glitching stutter? Really? Now, when he was trying to act normal?

For a long moment Mepad stayed silent, and for a long moment Mephone was almost about they wouldn't go along with the lie. then Mepad spoke up again, "I can confirm everything is alright. I will tell you how everything has stayed exactly the same right now"

And Mephone took that as time to leave. His plan was flawless, as long as Mepad distracted everyone he would be able to run far enough away to stop needing to hide. He couldn't see anything wrong with this plan.

And as he started running he realized he couldn't see at all.

And fell face first.

Then he remembered Toilet would be coming back.

'Darn it.'

"MISTA PHONEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR SCREEEEN!!!!!" Toilet wailed louder than ever before when Mephone pushed himself up, and Mephone flinched and thought his screen might crack more until Toilet stopped. The other objects must have heard the screeching, it was impossible not to when it reached the level of Mic's volume

"no, no, - fine fi- I'm- no, I'm fine,. My screen is - no, no, I- is fine!" Mephone covered his eyes and the crack as best he could and spoke as fast as he could with the glitching. He could hear the contestants getting closer, and it was too late to run.

"Mephone? What ar- Woah, what happened to your screen?!?" Asked an object, who Mephone was going to guess was... Paintbrush? Probably? It didn't matter.

"Nothing hap- happe- who- happened to my screen, I feel perfectly --happened to my sc-- fine." Mephone said, he knew the contestants were there but the silence reminded him of when he was running around frantically looking for Mepad. It made him feel lost, and unsure of himself.

"Hey, if he's broken, maybe Testube can fix him? She's a scientist, she could probably find a way to fix him!" An object who was probably suitcase said. It was a good idea, so why did Mephone hate it? The logic checked out, yet Mephone felt dread at the idea, despite the fact it would benefit him greatly.

"Alright," the voice of Testtube spoke, sounding much closer than the others, " Mephone, could you remove your hands from your screen? " Mephone didn't move and after a bit, somebody gently held both his hands, carefully moving them away from his eyes.

"Hey- wait a minute-" He tried to protest but froze at the gasps from his contestants. He could hear somebody (probably fan) say ''Fascinating!'' And he scowled.

"Hm, " the scientific object exclaimed, " the crack goes through the middle of both your eyes which seems to have not only changed their color, but also split them through the middle. Seeing as your eyes aren't really focusing on anything I am going to assume this is effecting your vision, is your eyesight more blurry than you remember? Having trouble seeing from far away, maybe?"

Mephone sat there, and considered lying. He made up his mind, actually, he would lie about it. Why should he tell them, anyways?

"I- I can't- don't ask m- can't see... Don't as- can't se- ask me how- I can't reme- rememb - remem - remember... " He closed his eyes so that nobody would see them anymore... Why did he tell them? He knew this was a bad idea, he should never have let them question him, he was the host, he made the rules-

And then he felt somebody press into his screen, though it was cautious and and almost even gentle it reminded-

It reminded him of...

No...

NO,

NO-

NO, WAIT-

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'WAIT, DON'T -'

A HAND PRESSED AGAINST HIS SCREEN-

'STOP, STOP PLEASE-'

IT BURNED IT BURNED IT HURT TOO MUCH STOP-

IT MOVED ACROSS HIS EYES HE COULDN'T SEE AND IT HURT-

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And then the burning became a mere ache as if it was only his imagination. he almost felt numb, he could hear objects panicking, but it was too distant to make out.

He honestly didn't care enough to listen, he blacked out, wondering what he had just been thinking about. Must've been interesting.

--- End.

Part 2 complete.

Moving on to part 3 when I can thanks for readin!!!

• Xolbor.

You may be fast but I work faster.

WAAAAA AWWW THEM 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

> yippee! happy pride!

Spoilers below

You guys know what's interesting? The fact that assuming Toilet was in charge of MePhoneX the whole time. A lot of the deaths happened because he was trying to better himself. He wanted MePhone 4's approval, wanted to be the best assistant he could be for him, and with a way to be able to do so, he would practically be willing to do whatever he could. If he succeeded, he would finally be able to get the approval he craved and desired so much that he never got. Besides, the three who he was speaking to claimed to be real, so they were clearly trying to help him! There's no way everything would turn out to be fake, there would be no way. Or. That's how I see it.

Also this episode had me nearly sobbing

EDIT: It's also ironic, too. Toilet's desire to be the perfect assistant for MePhone 4 is what caused him so much harm.

HEYY THIS IS WHERE I DRAW STUFF YEAA!!!!

ALSO I MIGHT DO REQUESTS BUT UHHH RULES

1. no problematic ships pls

2. please say if it is a ship or not while requesting two or more characters and if you want a separate drawing or not

3. BLACKLIST:

-woodblock

-bracelety x ice cube

-winnerclock

-trophy x knife

-mephone x mepad/toilet

4. be patient since I have irl stuff to do pls

5. Imm not allowed to do a request if it’s uncomfortable

6. no suggestive/nsfw reqs!!! kazui is minor!!!!!!

7. it’s sometimes gonna not be coloured,, it depends,,,

8. no hate art or bigot reqs

9. pls say if you want it to be humanised or not

that’s all!!!!!

Toipad has become a huge comfort pairing of mine recently and I'm upset at how underrepresented it is next to Tacopad rn . I love how the basis for toilet and mepad's relationship is how much they love and value and respect one another and help each other grow. Toilet for sure contributed to mepad's arc since the beginning, helping him understand that life doesn't run on logic and it's not fair and mepad wanting to make it fair for toilet because he knew how much work and effort he put into being mephones assistant while never getting anything back for it and mepad always believing in toilet even when everyone just saw him for his flaws and mistakes believing he couldn't do anything right, when mepad always saw him as an equal and basically as two gears of a bigger machine- both making it keep going and contributing in their own ways. Yet at every turn, either because of circumstance or because of others, they got separated. Like some cruel joke on them that the first people to truly see each other as they are are constantly being split from them, and never by choice. I get why people like tacopad and are making more stuff with them since honestly people are just more attached to taco in general, but I don't think they're as doomed as toipad personally, especially since mepad is the only person toilet really bonded with in the show and now he's gone. He finally got Mephones approval sure, but after this I doubt they'll be in each other's lives much anymore and it's not the same as it was before, especially since their relationship was never good to begin with and was always built on a repeating cycle of abuse. Toilet couldn't even bring himself to go to Mepad's memorial and Brian said it's because it would've been too hard on him and on the viewers to see, I think that alone should show how he's dealing with it. So I think they deserve more fan angst stuff good day

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THE HOSTZ WITH THE MOSTZ‼️‼️‼️

II17 SPOILERS !!!!!!!

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"..You're a better assistant than me, Toilet."

"Oh.. Mepad. It was never a competition, you taught me that!"

THEY'RE SO FUCKING DOOMED, THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START

> wahoooo