How Am I Only Just Learning This!?

he really is built like a modern beanie baby

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

I was reading fanfic once and when I lifted my cup to drink it just fell and now I’m tired and wet

Kill me

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

Damian: You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are

Jon: Me!

Damian: No, me. Damian Wayne.